Basically Wolverine

"Of course he was. Don’t worry, I know a place we can leave him. Sissy and I use it all the time."

"I’m glad to know this sort of stuff happens regularly enough that you’ve got a place prepared for it. That’s a definite sign that I’m making great choices in life."

"It’s also a sign you made the right decision of who to hang out with when you knock a guy out."

"He was knocked out when I found him, I already said that. Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me about this stuff?"

"The baseball bat covered in blood begs to differ."

"He… beat himself unconscious with it."

"Clearly. Don't worry, nobody will find him. I can make sure if that."

"Of course he was. Don’t worry, I know a place we can leave him. Sissy and I use it all the time."

"I’m glad to know this sort of stuff happens regularly enough that you’ve got a place prepared for it. That’s a definite sign that I’m making great choices in life."

"It’s also a sign you made the right decision of who to hang out with when you knock a guy out."

"He was knocked out when I found him, I already said that. Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me about this stuff?"

"The baseball bat covered in blood begs to differ."

"Of course he was. Don’t worry, I know a place we can leave him. Sissy and I use it all the time."

"I’m glad to know this sort of stuff happens regularly enough that you’ve got a place prepared for it. That’s a definite sign that I’m making great choices in life."

"It's also a sign you made the right decision of who to hang out with when you knock a guy out."

[text]: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I feel sexy as fuck right now.

[ text ] I don’t doubt it.

[text]: Do you think they would call the police if I went swimming in their pool?

[ text ] Either that or offer a threesome.

[text]: I’m going to take that chance.

[ text ] I’m not surprised.

[text]: There go my clothes. Wish me luck. If I'm not home when you get back you know what happened.

"Of course he was. Don't worry, I know a place we can leave him. Sissy and I use it all the time."

[text]: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I feel sexy as fuck right now.

[ text ] I don’t doubt it.

[text]: Do you think they would call the police if I went swimming in their pool?

[ text ] Either that or offer a threesome.

[text]: I'm going to take that chance.

[text]: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I feel sexy as fuck right now.

[ text ] I don’t doubt it.

[text]: Do you think they would call the police if I went swimming in their pool?

[text]: I don't know what you're talking about. I feel sexy as fuck right now.

This is the best.

I am uncomfortable when we are not about me?

I know the feeling.

Okay, first off, rude. Secondly, why do you think my sister would be higher on the list?

" …No reason, no reason at all."

It certainly can’t be her looks. We are twins after all.

"Yeah… But she doesn’t have giant scary claw weapons."

I'll have you know that my claws are nothing to be afraid of. Unless you break my heart, in which case you will need to answer to them and my sister's heels. So is that a yes or no?

Okay, first off, rude. Secondly, why do you think my sister would be higher on the list?

" …No reason, no reason at all."

It certainly can't be her looks. We are twins after all.

Okay, first off, rude. Secondly, why do you think my sister would be higher on the list?