Penga's Pokemon

Commissions are open! The place where I used to work just closed so I am suddenly unemployed and in need of making some cold, hard cash. REQUESTS DO NOT HAVE TO PERTAIN TO POKEMON. I am willing to draw anything as long as it does not involve pedophilia. If you want a pic of Optimus Prime fucking Jessica Rabbit’s tiddies, I GOTCHU.

I do ask that you allow up to 48 hours for your request to be completed, but barring some extenuating circumstance, you can expect a same-day delivery.

Thanks @rizahawkaye for tagging me!! Check out her writing, she’s amazing! Buried Alive is maybe the best FMA fic out there, but her other works are amazing as well! Rules: Always post the rules. Answer 11 random questions posted for you. Create 11 new questions and tag 11 people. Let the person who tagged you know what you answered.

1.  Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? I do! I sleep with a stuffed macaroni penguin I bought from a nearby aquarium as penguins are my favorite animal!

2.  Pineapple on pizza or no? Yes! Weird flavor combos are right up my alley and I put Tabasco on everything, even pineapple pizza.

3.  Is summer sticky (read: humid) where you live? Very much so. Kentucky summers are brutal. As a matter of fact, it feels like every season is the most extreme version of itself around here.

4.  Would you rather go to the beach or camp in the mountains? The beach, for sure. That’s probably cliche, but I function better in warm weather and the sounds of the ocean are very soothing to me.

5.  Summer or Winter Olympics? I’m going to say winter, just because I enjoy the ice skating so much.

6.  Favorite series of all time (books, movies, TV, etc.)? Now that is a tough question... consistent with my blog, I’d have to say Pokemon just because it’s something I’ve been into since I was very young. That said, I don’t watch the anime at all anymore, I just love the games. Other contenders would be Harry Potter and Star Wars.

7.  Do you like snakes? Yes! I actually have a pet Pueblan milk snake named Salazar. He is quite smashing.

8.  The Office or Parks & Rec? Hmmm... I guess I’d have to say Parks & Rec as it makes me feel a little less awkward. I am a fan of both shows but I can never watch more than a few Office eps in a row because I feel so awkward that I can hardly breathe! Ha...

9.  Trees or bushes? Bushes, man. They’re easy to maintain and they don’t drop a metric fuckton of leaves onto your lawn every autumn. BUSHES GET A BAD RAP.

10.  *Roy Mustang voice* DO YOU LIKE DOGS????? DOGS ARE LITERAL ANGELS ON EARTH. I FUCKING LOVE DOGS.

11.  What’s your dream job? Drawing comics for a living. Alternatively, doing literally anything at Disney World. Even being a janitor. Happiest place on Earth, bitches. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My questions: 1.  Would you snort wasabi up your nose for 10 grand? Why or why not? 2.  What’s the biggest event in pop culture that was spoiled for you before you could watch/read it firsthand? Maybe tag your spoilers before answering this. 3.  Who is your favorite artist? 4.  What’s your favorite place to get chicken nuggies? 5.  In your opinion, what is your best feature? 6.  What role do you play in your friend group (ex. “Mom Friend,” “Drunk Friend,” etc)? 7.  What is your favorite childhood memory? 8.  What series are you secretly a fan of despite disliking the fanbase? 9.  If you could travel anywhere for a week, where would you go? 10. What’s your guilty pleasure? 11. WHAT TIME IS IT???