I_see._That_is_interesting._I_only_ask_due_to_my_teachings_of_romance_between_sea_and_land_being_infeasible,_and_I_have_never_doubted_Her_instruction._It_is_simply_in_our_nature_to_be_so_hostile._Perhaps_you_are_an_outlier.

Maybe I am, but you've heard of violets with mo1ra1ls of lower caste, right? Or does the land and sea dichotomy not apply there.

Admittedly,_I_have_not_met_or_seen_many_other_seadwellers_in_my_life_to_confirm._I_have_spent_quite_near_my_whole_life_inside_the_castle._Not_many_highbloods_come_by_with_anyone_lower_in_tow.

you 2hould get out more

It_sounds_quite_vicious_outdoors_from_what_I've_been_told._Trollkind_running_about_and_shedding_needless_blood,_drones_stoking_the_flame,_terrible_beasts_of_all_shapes_and_sizes._I_believe_I_will_stay_where_I_know_I_am_safe._She_will_protect_me_inside_here._I_cannot_go_out_on_my_own,_lest_we_lose_another_heir.

I_see._That_is_interesting._I_only_ask_due_to_my_teachings_of_romance_between_sea_and_land_being_infeasible,_and_I_have_never_doubted_Her_instruction._It_is_simply_in_our_nature_to_be_so_hostile._Perhaps_you_are_an_outlier.

Maybe I am, but you've heard of violets with mo1ra1ls of lower caste, right? Or does the land and sea dichotomy not apply there.

Admittedly,_I_have_not_met_or_seen_many_other_seadwellers_in_my_life_to_confirm._I_have_spent_quite_near_my_whole_life_inside_the_castle._Not_many_highbloods_come_by_with_anyone_lower_in_tow.

you 2hould get out more

I_am_forbidden._It_is_for_my_own_protection.

I_see._That_is_interesting._I_only_ask_due_to_my_teachings_of_romance_between_sea_and_land_being_infeasible,_and_I_have_never_doubted_Her_instruction._It_is_simply_in_our_nature_to_be_so_hostile._Perhaps_you_are_an_outlier.

Maybe I am, but you've heard of violets with mo1ra1ls of lower caste, right? Or does the land and sea dichotomy not apply there.

Admittedly,_I_have_not_met_or_seen_many_other_seadwellers_in_my_life_to_confirm._I_have_spent_quite_near_my_whole_life_inside_the_castle._Not_many_highbloods_come_by_with_anyone_lower_in_tow.

I_see._That_is_interesting._I_only_ask_due_to_my_teachings_of_romance_between_sea_and_land_being_infeasible,_and_I_have_never_doubted_Her_instruction._It_is_simply_in_our_nature_to_be_so_hostile._Perhaps_you_are_an_outlier.

WHAT FE FUCK

Viølet tæstes fucking æwful

How_would_you_know_that?

Becæuse I’ve tæsted it?

Improbable._To_shed_violet_blood_is_a_task_not_accomplished_by_many_lower_than_violet_themselves.

I_find_it_quite_hard_to_believe_that_any_troll_without_a_death_wish_would_allow_themselves_to_be_placed_under_the_fangs_of_another._And_i_find_it_quite_hard_to_believe_that_any_troll_with_a_neck_between_their_jaws_would_not_tear_straight_through._It_is_simply_not_in_our_nature.

Every caste abo--ve co--balt needs to-- explo--de and die. Immediately.

VVhen did they stop beating peasants to death for saying things like this, again?

Shut the fuck up. Fish fucker.

VVhat did you say you little shit?

It's right there. Are yo--u blind?

Are you spongedead? VVho talks to a fuchsia like that?

Pretty much yeah. I do--n't give a shit What kind o--f slo--p runs thro--ugh yo--ur veins. I ho--pe yo--u die so--o--n. And painfully.

VVell, unfortunately for you, as VVe're sure you're avvare, VVe're going to live a long, long time, unlike you.

Really? I Wasn't aWare at all. It's no--t like that little facto--id gets sho--ved in my face every ho--ur. Thanks fo--r the fucking reminder.

canm yoy leave them thw fuck alonw

No--. Explo--de.

ahut twh fuxk yp die youeself in a dman ditch yeaj

Ho--W abo--ut yo--u get a mo--re legible quirk?

iats not mt fuxking quirk its juat hard to type normallt you studpi bitch

Hm. Skill issue.

Stop being an asshole you little shit it's not a "skill issue" he's just not sober currently.

Aren't_there_more_pressing_matters_for_royalty_to_attend_to_than_this_pointless_gabbling?

And vvho are you to tell Us vvhat VVe should and shouldn't be doing? YOU'RE attending to this pointless gabbling as vvell novv, aren't you?

Perhaps_so._But_your_duties_are_greater_than_mine,_are_they_not?

WHAT FE FUCK

Viølet tæstes fucking æwful

How_would_you_know_that?

Becæuse I’ve tæsted it?

Improbable._To_shed_violet_blood_is_a_task_not_accomplished_by_many_lower_than_violet_themselves.

I_find_it_quite_hard_to_believe_that_any_troll_without_a_death_wish_would_allow_themselves_to_be_placed_under_the_fangs_of_another._And_i_find_it_quite_hard_to_believe_that_any_troll_with_a_neck_between_their_jaws_would_not_tear_straight_through._It_is_simply_not_in_our_nature.

WHAT FE FUCK

Viølet tæstes fucking æwful

How_would_you_know_that?

Becæuse I’ve tæsted it?

Improbable._To_shed_violet_blood_is_a_task_not_accomplished_by_many_lower_than_violet_themselves.

WHAT FE FUCK

Viølet tæstes fucking æwful

How_would_you_know_that?

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What._You're_not_even_a_"Rainbowdrinker".

WHAT FE FUCK

Viølet tæstes fucking æwful

How_would_you_know_that?

Becæuse I’ve tæsted it?

Improbable._To_shed_violet_blood_is_a_task_not_accomplished_by_many_lower_than_violet_themselves.

Every caste abo--ve co--balt needs to-- explo--de and die. Immediately.

VVhen did they stop beating peasants to death for saying things like this, again?

Shut the fuck up. Fish fucker.

VVhat did you say you little shit?

It's right there. Are yo--u blind?

Are you spongedead? VVho talks to a fuchsia like that?

Pretty much yeah. I do--n't give a shit What kind o--f slo--p runs thro--ugh yo--ur veins. I ho--pe yo--u die so--o--n. And painfully.

VVell, unfortunately for you, as VVe're sure you're avvare, VVe're going to live a long, long time, unlike you.

Really? I Wasn't aWare at all. It's no--t like that little facto--id gets sho--ved in my face every ho--ur. Thanks fo--r the fucking reminder.

canm yoy leave them thw fuck alonw

No--. Explo--de.

ahut twh fuxk yp die youeself in a dman ditch yeaj

Ho--W abo--ut yo--u get a mo--re legible quirk?

iats not mt fuxking quirk its juat hard to type normallt you studpi bitch

Hm. Skill issue.

Stop being an asshole you little shit it's not a "skill issue" he's just not sober currently.

Aren't_there_more_pressing_matters_for_royalty_to_attend_to_than_this_pointless_gabbling?

Hat3 work1ng w1th royalty zo fuck1ng much th3y n3v3r have any normal ord3rz. Zom3t1m3z th3 warm f1zh13z azk normal th1ngz l1k3 "Pl3az3 m3mor1al1ze my luzuz," or "Pl3az3 mount my catch," but nooooo th3 cold3zt of th3m all alwayz azk3z for zh1t l1k3 "Ztuff my d3ad 3v1l advizor," or "Aff1x my 3x-mat3zpr1t b3cauz3 1 w1ll m1zz h1m." L1k3. What.

N3xt ord3r 1 g3t, 1 am go1ng to conzum3 zo much zopor b3for3paw.

What_is_the_issue?_None_of_these_requests_seem_abnormal.

All w3ll & good. All f1n3 & dandy. 1 tak3 half-zhr3dd3d corpz3z & mak3 th3m look pr3tty. You f1nd a clown & mak3 th3m play gam3z w1th you. Th3y call m3 up, "H3y, B3aztboy, 1 hav3 an ord3r for you!" Th3y know full w3ll 1 work pr1mar1ly and b3zt upon th3 fl3zh of thoz3 unl1k3 uz. That'z why th3y call m3 that. But 1t's fun for th3m. To tortur3 m3. 1 don't actually hav3 th3 toolz to do what 1 do to trollz. Th3y azk m3 to do 1t anyway, and 1t's not l1k3 1 am 1n any poz1t1on to r3fuz3.

Ah, _I_see._The_tools_are_not_of_proper_quality,_then?_I_suppose_that_is_quite_the_perilous_circumstance.

WHAT FE FUCK

Viølet tæstes fucking æwful

How_would_you_know_that?

Hat3 work1ng w1th royalty zo fuck1ng much th3y n3v3r have any normal ord3rz. Zom3t1m3z th3 warm f1zh13z azk normal th1ngz l1k3 "Pl3az3 m3mor1al1ze my luzuz," or "Pl3az3 mount my catch," but nooooo th3 cold3zt of th3m all alwayz azk3z for zh1t l1k3 "Ztuff my d3ad 3v1l advizor," or "Aff1x my 3x-mat3zpr1t b3cauz3 1 w1ll m1zz h1m." L1k3. What.

N3xt ord3r 1 g3t, 1 am go1ng to conzum3 zo much zopor b3for3paw.

What_is_the_issue?_None_of_these_requests_seem_abnormal.