Your mom

Brynjolf:

You’re traumatized and affection starved and “lad/lass” is something extremely personal to you.

Farkas:

You rooted for the childhood best friend in those love triangle webcomic stories, also many of you are wlw and/or ND.

Vilkas:

You rooted for the bad-boy asshole in those love triangle webcomics stories, you’re also kind of a dick.

Ancano:

You’re a Snape fucker lmao, also probably have parental issues.

Teldryn Sero:

You’re LGBT and traumatized.

Neloth:

Also a Snape fucker but with more trauma than the Ancano simps.

J’zargo:

You usually don’t really like men but he is the exception™️.

Ulfric Stormcloak:

You just have a thing for Vikings/Chris Hemsworth, also why?

Miraak:

You have a savior complex and watched too much Guillermo Del Toro, also a mask kink.

Cicero: