barbs

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

imho = in my hoe opinion

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

when he remembers the small unimportant details about you

now THIS is an ally

THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE

Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.

do you think it goes through prince harry’s mind every single night that if he killed 4 people he could be king