Blaine Anderson

It is a shame that caroling is only socially acceptable once a year, don’t you think? I mean, why not 4th of July caroling? People could go door to door in their summer best harmonizing the Beach Boys greatest hits and top 40 bops. That is the world I one day want to live in. I would also like to take the time now to thank you for the exceptional cup of coffee you made me the other day. I know my order is a bit over the top, as I don’t typically enjoy coffee and can only consume it when laden with creams, sugars and flavorings. I only do it once in a blue moon when I really need a jolt of caffeine, so I want to assure you my usual order of hot chocolate and croissant is what you will get most of the time. I’m Rachel, by the way, Rachel Barbara Berry ⭐

That sounds an awful lot like making it acceptable for life to be a musical, and I for one am all for it being socially acceptable to break into song at any time. You’re quite welcome! I don’t mind complicated coffee orders, as long as the request is polite, but I’m just as happy to whip up an excellent hot chocolate if that’s what makes your morning. It’s a pleasure to meet you Rachel Berry -- I’m Blaine Anderson.

MARLEY: A FIANCÉ though 😍😍😍

MARLEY: Also Chinese food 😍😍😍

MARLEY: I'm....

MARLEY: I don't know!! I'm not sure I'm an actress. It might have been bad casting.

BLAINE: I KNOW 😍😍😍

BLAINE: (I can't take credit for the Chinese food, though, that one was Matt's idea.)

Yeah… he was telling me about his 24s. That sounds rough even without trying to manage the rest of your life outside of it. If weekends are easier, I can do that too!

(color scheme is key, or theme if you’re going that route! If I have one of those I can mock up some different options that might help motivate the “vision.”)

It’s taking some adjustment, that’s for sure -- they don’t seem to mind if I bring him dinner when I’m free, at least, so we’re making the best of it. I’d hate to make you think about work on the weekends, though!

(Color scheme. ...Oh boy. We’ve definitely got a lot to talk about!)

MARLEY: Hi! How's engaged life treating you?? Let me live vicariously through you?!?!

BLAINE: Pretty much the same as pre-engaged life, honestly, 😂 Now I just have a fiancé working 24 hour shifts pouting at me to bring him Chinese for dinner, 😋

Jordyn: Well, if you need to talk about anything I'm here, alright?

Jordyn: Wednesday works! Right now I'd say I want to get out and get some fresh air but depending on how Tuesday goes that might change, Can we plan to meet at the shop and if something changes I'll let you know?

Blaine: It's been a stressful couple of days, but I'll fill you in on Wednesday, promise.

Jordyn: Are you okay?

Jordyn: It does come in handy I must say. I am! Any day except for Tuesday and Thursday.

Blaine: I will be.

Jordyn: Hey! I'm doing a lot better actually! I got my cast off last Monday so I'm finally free of those stupid crutches. How have you been?

Jordyn: I'd never say no to coffee, though I feel like having you deliver it at this point would just be taking advantage of you now.

Blaine: That's good to hear! I'm... hanging in there, for the most part. Busy.

Evan: Hold up. What? You were the one being aggressive and accusatory when all I did was text to to apologize and be friendly. So don’t make me the villain here. Maybe you should text me when YOURE ready.

Evan: I actually tried here but you kept fucking throwing shit at me. I have every right to be upset too. But don’t come at me because of our job and act like you’re my superior, because you aren’t and never were. I’m sorry you don’t want to hear it.

Evan: So you’re just going to ignore the fact that I show up at your shows sometimes? We legit texted a while back and we were good and this after the whole me ‘ignoring’ you. I told you why it happened and I apologized. You don’t want to listen and whatever I can’t do anything about that now.

Evan: that’s work Blaine. You ever hear me complaining because I had to pick up others slack? Get over it, it’s a stupid fucking job. But I guess that’s more important to you than me actually trying to fix things. Y’all didn’t care if I was okay, if not you would have asked. So stop pretending like you actually care.

Evan: at this point I don’t know what the fuck you actually want me to do. I fucked up, I explained myself, I APOLOGIZED, and that’s all I can actually do. Unless you want to like go back in time or whatever. I don’t know what you want from me.

Blaine: You know what? I'm done. I'm trying to keep things from escalating here, to explain WHY I was upset and confused, and every time you text me back, it's accusatory and angry and belligerent.

Well, I would be honored to do your wedding. If you want, we can schedule a lunch, the three of us? Go over your visions and I can mock some stuff up for you?

That can absolutely be arranged! We’re working around Matt’s new schedule now, so it’s a little tricky -- he’s off Tuesdays and Thursdays, at least, aside from the weekends.

(It’ll be motivation to actually sit down and figure out our “visions”, which is probably a good thing, 😂)

LIZZIE: AAA THEY WILL LOOK SO GOOD IN PICTURES.

LIZZIE: Am I gonna cry? Totally gonna cry.

[jump to present]

Evan: I didn’t ignore you for months, Blaine. I went to your shows, I supported you in that and it’s not like you made any interest to talk to me until I texted you first.

Evan: I also didn’t think you cared that I wasn’t buddy buddy with you...

Evan: I explained to you why I did what I did and I apologized. And also it didn’t seem or come off that way. It just felt like you were calling me crazy, to fucking fix myself as if I was broken, all because you’re upset you had to pick up some slack at work while I had real fucking issues to deal with.

Blaine: You deliberately went out of your way to avoid me, at work and outside of it. Why would I push for something you made very clear you didn't want?

Blaine: Regularly scheduled hovering/check-in -- how're you holding up?

Definitely not! Bouquets are fun, but also centerpieces! Boutonnieres are fun in their simplicity. Plus if you want other decorative flowers like runners down the aisle or an archway. Soooo many more things than the lack of bride’s bouquet.

Centerpieces. I forgot about centerpieces. See, this is why we need you, obviously.

Evan: And I’m sorry for that.

Evan: Matt knew btw. He knew how much I liked you. I figured he would have told you by now.

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Evan: Are u gonna like ignore me now?

Blaine: Like you ignored me for months, you mean?