Always Carry A Sword

All right due to Philza wearing a crow mask, your getting this au 

Phil is the beast, he is a crow of sorts, he has a Crow head, wings, and crow hands and feet. However he has the body of a human. 

Mumza is Belle, accept she is also a single mother to her adopted sons, the twins Wilbur and Techno, who are in their early twenties, and Tommy who is nine. 

Schlatt is Gaston, but his whole goal in life is to make Wilbur suffer, one way he does that is he tries to steal away Wilbur’s crush Sally, and even attempts to have a arranged marriage with her. Just to spite Wilbur.  Quackity is LeFou

One day Wilbur and Techno, head off for the city, but get lost. They end up at Phils castle, and go in. At first Phil doesn’t really mind, and even is willing to let them go, until they attempt to steal from him. That’s when Phil throws them in the dungeons. 

Mumza gets a feeling that something is wrong. So she packs up Tommy and they head off. They soon find their way to Phils castle, and go inside. Tommy gets separated from Mumza, but finds two talking tea cups named Ranboo and Tubbo, and their big sister Niki who is a Tea Pot. Which cool talking objects.

 Mumza, finds Wilbur and Techno, but unfortunately finds Phil as well. Its unfortunate for Phil, because the moment she see Phil she goes into Mama bear mode and decks him. However Phil is able to calm her down and explain how her boys tried to steal from him. Which leads into a “I raised you better lecture.” Then asked how they can earn their freedom, Mumza and Phil come up with a agreement that they work for him for a while. However Mumza refuses to leave them. So phil offers her to stay at the castle until their debt is payed, and then finds out about Tommy. When he comes rushing in to show his Mom his new talking tea cup best friends. 

If Tommy stayed with Techno, Dream would never be able to touch him again. Techno wouldn’t allow that. Which is why blowing up the community house was the perfect plan. If Tommy wasn’t there, Dream would not have only gotten the disk, he probably would have rallied the entire Smp against Tommy. So imagine the entire Dream Smp showing up at Technos base. Techno may have been willing to fight everyone to protect Tommy, but Tommy wouldn’t allow Techno to die for him. So Tommy give himself up, and Dream would have won.

Now lets think of the alternative, if Tommy chose Techno during the Community house fight. Then that would have just doubled Technos loyalty to Tommy, and if Tommy had helped or stood by and let Techno destroy lmanburg. Then I’m pretty sure that would have gained Tommy, Techno’s undying loyalty. Which would be bad for dream because that meant, he would never be able to manipulate or control Tommy ever again. He could no longer be his play thing. Which probably would have forced his hand and Dream probably just kill Tommy, because what’s the point anymore. If this were to happen I imagine it happen on Doom’s Day with Tommy maning the TNT with Dream. Once the hole was made Dream just shove him off the platform, and we get out Theseus moment.

Imagine in the near future Sam gets completely possessed by the Egg, and Tommy goes to try to save his friend. When Tommy confronts Sam, he tries everything to reach him with different levels of effects. After a while Sam would be forced to fight Tommy, and Tommy would stand down. With the words “You can hit me Sam if that’s what you want.” Possessed Sam would have at it, beating the crap out of tommy almost to death. While normal Sam would be screaming and begging himself to stop. Possessed Sam would grab Tommy, who’s now on half a heart, and raise him in the air. With Tommy simply smiling at Sam and whispering “I..I know what it’s like to be the weapon Sam...Please...Please don’t become the weapon after I’m gone.” Then closes his eyes accepting his fate.

I’m aware it’s not great lol, give me a little time I get better when I draw them more.

Awesamdude asking Tommy to be his apperentince, and trains him to become a prison guard. Only he doesn’t give him all of the responsibilities. He starts out by teaching Tommy how the mechanics work, because he will need to know how to fix them if Sam isn’t online. He gives Tommy task like Sam Nook does but just prison related.

Sam would help teach Tommy how to remain calm under pressure and how remain serious when its time to be serious. Imagine them staying serious with each other until the get to the guard chambers then start laughing, and teasing.

Imagine Tommy seeing the prison as a safe home because every other home he’s had has been destroyed.

Imagine Sam and Tommy, sitting in the lobby and Puffy comes in and they light up! Because Mom’s here!

And what tommy is doing right now is creating a strong bond with Awesamdude. The warden of the prison, the prison that is holding dream. This probably won’t happen but if push comes to shove Techno could possibly threaten Tommy’s in front of Sam to get Dream out. Which in turn will cause all kinds of angst.

Awesamdude could refuse resulting in Tommy loving trust in the only good father figure he has.

Techno could kill tommy and we all know the backlash there.

Awesamdude and Techno could get into a fight, resulting in either one of them losing a canon life. With Tommy having mixed feelings

“My Son...”

“Sam, Dad?”

“Tommy!”

“Awesamdad?”

“No no no”

“He lost both of his sons...”

One, Sally singing helpless at Wilbur with Niki being a platonic Angelica. Like seriously we have how many Hamilton references and I can’t find one art piece of this.

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When Wilbur is brought back to life, he punch Philza. Because he remembers what happened as ghostbur and he’s angery at Phil. Then runs off to go find Tommy. When he does find tommy, either one, dream would kill tommy right in front of Wilbur. Or two Dream would be dragging tommy into the Prision with Tommy screaming for Wilbur before being thrown in. Because I really don’t think dream cares who he plays with, as long as he has a play thing.

After watching some of Tommy’s funniest video’s (Yes I know they have nothing to do with the smp but they have good dynamic intel) It’s Tommy and Phil that are actually trying to get stuff done. Tommy messes around with the other guys, but it’s really Wilbur and whoever he’s with that are goofing off. Wilburs the chaotic one.

So that had me thinking what if that’s what he was like when he was young. What if Wilbur was so chaotic that Phil had to dedicate more time to him. Which in turn taught Tommy to rely on himself more because Phil had his hands full. So by the time Phil could dedicate more time to Tommy, Tommy really didn’t need his help. So when they left Phil to got be on their own, Phil thought tommy could handle it.

He thought tommy could handle taking care of his chaotic brother

He thought tommy could handle his brother dying

He thought tommy could handle being exiled

He thought tommy could handle what dream did to him

This is what happens when you watch the Princess Bride right after watching the dream smp.