oh good lord

whenever someone types bucky’s name as “borky” i think of a tiny lil dog going bork bork bork

Hey rb this!!!

@chitratxt​

Go forth and roll with advantage.

You, a pest control specialist, are hired to take care of a bat problem. What you find though, is a group of vampires.

Hmmmm

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

What about warlocks?

ITS BACK

im crying

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I’m Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I’m not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards.

Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny

OP is right and they should say it

@splickedylit

Have your players roll very hard perception checks every 10 minutes. When someone finally succeeds, that’s when you reveal that the big bad has been stood 5ft to the right of the party for the whole adventure.

op change your name

Refluff all “Power Word” spells as just swearing at the enemy so vigorously that they run away/go blind/die.

Refluff all “power word” spells as just yelling shakesperean insults at the enemy until they run away/go blind/die because some of those are just so vicious

…damn it now I need to go make Shakespeare as a d&d character. Bill the Bard anyone?

Misread this as Build a Bard and I need an excuse to make this an in-game shop

Bill the Bard who runs Build a Bard coming right up!

Call your DM “daddy” to throw em off

My aesthetic tbh

[The band cycling on a large multi-person bicycle plays “The Entertainer” as they ride.]