Sonic 06 Real Time Fandub Starters
“Oh man, I hope somebody fucks up the fireworks.”
“It dropped a feather. I didn’t think airplanes had feathers.”
“Nooooo my amiiboooooooo…”
“Oh, ___, you don’t know? There’s a new trend going around online called kinning.”
“I too have insomnia, but unlike you, mine is not caused by depression.”
“I’d like to be in the friendzone. I’d like friends.”
“Check out this cool gem I got on eBay for $7.”
“Whoa! ….Sorry, I thought I heard a cat.”
“I’ve also been eating rocks.”
“She’s taken by the snap-crackle-pop!”
“Wait, how do I know your name?”
“I’ll melt you down and make a fucking necklace!”
“You don’t make this fun ‘cause you’re sad!”
“Hey, don’t take me anywhe– AWW FUCK!”
“Why are you so goddamn pale?”
“So I’m just gonna let you keep talking and I’m just gonna meditate over here.”
“I feel like thinking about something but I don’t know what.”
“These towers are quite tilted!”
“I’ll point at you also.”
“I’m not in the sky, dicknips.”
“I know so much, ___, my brain’s too good for this world.”
“YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING!”
“It SUCKS to be outside.”
“Yes, I can feel myself becoming more powerful with all your insolent little whines! I’m gonna do a little dance.”
*Slowly looks them up and down* “Yup, I can kill ya.”
“I’ve lost track of time… I’m not sure if I’m a person.”
“You have skin and hands that are, like, small and dainty and can fit in a butthole!”
“Go on, ___. Don’t you support gay rights?”
“Look at this weird flame in front of me, it’s REALLY BIG.”
“Get away from me, thotticus.”
“My braincell: destroyed. My wig is gone.”
“Are you seeing anyone right now? ‘Cause there is no one sexier than myself.”
“You should’ve known I have terrible taste!”
“Oh god, it’s young thotticus once again.”
“Thank you, Youtube algorithm, now go ahead and screw over some more creators.”
“I’m going against Youtube now, that’s my character arc now, baby.”
“You look like Youtube Red why are you making fun of me?”
“I’m actually Todd Howard now.”
“Oh, I haven’t met you, twink.”
“Good luck with that, I have weed.”
“Don’t you know, weed makes you fast, that’s a factual thing.”
“Oh my god, you can tell you’re white.”
“Did we do that together, was that, like, a gay thing?”
“It’s always a gay thing. I thought that’s just how it worked.”
“Can I hug your tree? Is that allowed? Do I have to ask permission?”
“It’s putting me in all the right moods.. of being.. happy.”
“I think I’m starting to hallucinate, it’s been a while…”
“I’m gonna try not to cry now because it’s…. I need a minute, I need a minute, ___.”
“Oh no, it sounded like yellow!”
“I knew there was too much yellow in the world.”
“If I could do anything I would eradicated three colors: yellow, silver, and silver again.”
“That’s not weed and you don’t even look cool!”
“And what do ya know? The perfect shape.”
“Where I was, everything was on fire.”
“I see you got yourself somebody. Not like romantically ‘cause that’d be weird.”
“I’ve been told to think about the ocean when I’m stressed and I’m looking at that and I’m real stressed.”
“I didn’t have fun at all, my eyeliner’s ruined, my arms hurt, I got kicked in the head, I hate everything and I didn’t even know I could do that. I’m usually just sad.”
“Yo, you need to chill the hell out dude, I’m too high for this.”
“ Because… my brain broken.”
“I’m imagining the ocean because I’ve established that when I don’t want to be somewhere, that’s what I think about.”
“Ohohohoho, you silly, feeble-minded, little gay.”
“Everything is purple, it’s great!”
“Have you met me? I was never cool!”
“Aww, I wanted a Spongebob popsicle!”
“___, you know what? You’re a twink. I’m going to go smoke some weed now.”
“You’re not only too good for this world but also any other world that could possibly exist.”
“TREAT ME LIKE A GODDESS!”
“When they talk about me in the future, make sure my name is something cool, like Jessica Grimdark.”
“___, I’m almost proud of you.”
“When you think of me, think of approximate gratitude.”
“Oh it’s so bright out now, I wanna go inside.”
“___, guess what? ….I can never die.”
“Oh, I feel potent angst energy in this forest, ___.”
“You were right, I’m bleeding out, all over the ground.”
“Oh no, I’m having a flashback.”
“Be careful, that is the power of Sprite!”
“Oh my god, it almost went as white as me, that’s bad.”
“I kicked you in the back of the head once, and it was awesome.”
“What kind of fucking crack is this?”
“___, I have something to admit to you… I was gay before the light.”
“Shit, we’ll save the world with the power of gay!”
“Now c’mon, let’s go get some IHOP.”
“I think I want to eat it… or maybe kiss it.”