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A = Aftercare -- just like his affection, he's got to have his hands on you after sex. he doesn't care if he has to follow you into the shower afterwards, he will literally just stand there, holding you.

B = Body part — he likes his arms, because he’s able to pick you up and pin you against anything he wants. of yours: he loves your legs, more specifically your thighs up to your ass.

C = Cum he will literally cum wherever you tell him but he’ll always want to finish either inside of you or on your stomach — something about seeing it.

D = Dirty secret — he secretly likes being older. He likes playing up the creepy old perv aspect of your relationship and is always peeking around the corner to watch you get dressed.

E = Experience He's older and while that usually works against someone in this, he's most definitely worked his way up to playboy status. He knows what he’s doing and he can make you melt within minutes.

F = Favorite position Bent the fuck over, you touching your toes.

G = Goofy have you met him? He’s always gonna crack a joke if something doesn’t rip the way he wanted or something falls in the heat of the moment.

H = Hair He keeps it maintained and trimmed up for sure.

I = Intimacy He’s whispering into your ear how perfect you are and how much he loves fucking you into oblivion.

J = Jack off He’ll send you videos of him jacking off while he’s on the road and your schedules don’t line up for a FaceTime. But he always stays up to try to get off with you watching him.

K = Kink Voyerism. He loves watching you in the shower and often makes you pleasure yourself while he watches. He loves watching you get yourself off — almost as much as he loves doing it for you.

L = Location Shower, tour bus and locker room.

M = Motivation Knowing he’s way older than you and you still picked him. Out of everybody on the roster, you want to be with him and he loves showing you that age is nothing but a number.

N = No — drunken sex.

O = Oral - our boy fucking loves feasting and is notorious for humming while down there just out of pure happiness. he’s good with his mouth on and off the television.

P = Pace He starts off fast and then eases into a rhythm that takes you for hours.

Q = Quickie Oh hell yeah, Phil’s always down for a quickie and he loves that you keep him on his toes. You’ve become his favorite pre-match ritual.

R = Risk He’s more than willing to take a risk and try something new. Especially if you came to him and asked him with those big puppy dog eyes and batted your eyelashes.

S = Stamina He can go for a few hours, easily — especially if there’s food involved. If he’s allowed to get snacks and refuel, you’re in for a wild ride.

T = Toys The only toys in the house came when you moved in and he’s slowly being introduced. He liked that cock ring thing you put on him that one time.

U = Unfair He’s got a shit eating grin for a reason. He knows how to get you going and is always making sure he tells the world how much you mean to him — fully aware that it makes you wet.

V = Volume He’s a loud mouth and he coaches you through everything. He wants you to be comfortable and is always checking on you and making sure you’re good.

W = Wild card His favorite thing you do is when you grab a handful of his hair while he’s eating you out, pulling him closer.

X = X-ray All tattoos. And you have multiple dedicated to you.

Y = Yearning He’s older so it’s not as high as it once was but that’s news to you and him. He’s usually the one who’s getting turned down because you’re tired at night but he still tries (and usually gets what he wants).

Z = Zzz He stays up and watches ESPN and sports highlights and usually waits for you to fall asleep before he turns off the television and follows suit.

A = Affection  -- usually a very private person, with you he is all over you. he's always got his arm wrapped around you or his hand is always at the small of your back, he's always trying to hold your hand -- almost as if he's trying to prove to everybody around that you two are together.

B = Best friend He's loyal to a fault - he will do anything for his true friends and considers you to be apart of the few that he'd move heaven and earth for.

C = Cuddles Oh, he loves to cuddle. He's such a sucker for watching sports highlights on the couch and pulling you into his side and just holding you tight. He loves to trace little circles on your arms or stomach while watching TV with you.

D = Domestic He's already pretty domesticated, this far in life. He's definitely down to have you move in with him and if you ever found a house that you fell in love with that was still within walking distance of Wrigley Field, he'd probably move with you.

E = Ending He'd tell them that it wasn't them, it was him and then he'd throw himself on the road to try to ignore the fact that he just walked away from the one thing that made him happy other than wrestling.

F = Fiance(e) He's already got the ring for you but is waiting for the right moment. He's not sure if he's gonna do it outside of the concert you've got next month or if he wants to wait until his next break from the road when you guys head out to Bora Bora, but he's definitely thought about that next chapter with you.

G = Gentle He's very perceptive and is able to tell when you're not longer in a joking and poking fun mood -- so he's pretty good about turning off the jokes when need be. He's grumpy and gruff to the rest of the world but for you, he's a gummy bear.

H = Hugs His favorite type of hugs are when he grabs you by the shoulders and holds you tight, where he can easily lean down and kiss you. But he'll take any way that he can get his arms around you.

I = I love you Surprisingly fast but it's only because he's older and knows how special these things are when you find them.

J = Jealousy He's very jealous and gets pouty at first before he starts to get territorial, showing you off by giving extra kisses and butt slaps here and there to show that you're off limits.

K = Kisses His kisses are like warm hugs on a cold and rainy day. He puts his all into each and every one as if it's the last time that he's ever going to be able to do it. He's also a fan of just pecking little kisses on your temple. He also likes to drag kisses across your stomach but that's for another alphabet.

L = Little ones He loves kids. Loves, loves, loves kids. Will die on being Uncle Phil hill and is always the first one to spoil a kid in his presence. Does he want kids? Maybe, but at this point of his life, he's feeling a little guilty about bringing a little one into this world when he's already pushing fifty. So he takes his title of Uncle very, very seriously.

M = Morning He likes to get an early start and go to the gym, he usually heads out for a run and brings you home a coffee and usually a pastry before he lets you get a shower with him and you guys head out to see what Chicago has to offer for the day.

N = Night In hockey or baseball season? At the game. He's got season tickets and likes to go to as many games as possible when he's home. If there's no game or he's not feeling up for going out, you guys'll get some take out and snuggle on the couch watching old movies and laughing.

O = Open He's fully aware of what he's put out in the world regarding his past and is open and honest about what he believes in -- he believes that nobody should have to change who they are for love so he was upfront about what his non-negotiables were.

P = Patience He's gone through a lot that's given him much, much more patience. However, the old Phil is still deep down inside and when it's time for him to come out, he's very short tempered and quick to assume.

Q = Quizzes You're like one of his favorite comic books and he's memorized the characters in your life and details as to how you've ended up here with him in his life, changing it so drastically. He likes to study you and find things that you like, so that he can surprise you with giving you an energy drink brand that he knows you like or by surprising you with concert tickets to that band you'd mentioned you'd always wanted to see.

R = Remember - The first time you came to a wrestling show and saw him doing his job. You were so confused when he gave his opponent a hug and high five and thanked him for the ass whooping that he'd just received.

S = Security He's very protective and isn't afraid to text you asking what you're doing or who you're with. But it's more because he wants to make sure that no fans hassle you like at Wrestlemania. He's almost hired a personal security guard for you so that you don't have assholes popping up and asking you for photos.

T = Try He doesn't have to try, it's genuinely just who Phil is as a person to put in effort for the people that he cares about. But yes, he puts in a lot of effort on date nights and while making decisions that would effect your relationship.

U = Ugly His foul mouth, but the swear jar on the counter since you've moved in has helped, immensely. (He's buying you a LEGO with how much is in the jar so far!)

V = Vanity Not. But since you, he's made sure that his hair is usually somewhat presentable.

W = Whole He'd feel like a huge chunk of him is missing. With all of the loss that he's had in this past year, he's clinging to the one thing that's brought a smile to his face and he'd be wrecked if that was taken away from him.

X = Xtra -- He may be straight edge and he'd never admit it but sometimes, he loves when you go out for your girls nights because he knows you're coming home drunk and he loves when you're drunkenly pawing all over him and telling him how sexy he is.

Y = Yuck Anybody who doesn't believe in human rights.

Z = Zzz He's got to have the window open and the fan on -- because he thinks that it drowns out his snoring. (It doesn't.)

a/n: did I write the majority of this with Are You Listening, Yet? in mind? Yes, yes, the fuck I did.

Will I do more of these for the boys? Yes, of course I will.

Will I also be doing the NSFW versions of these as well for the boys? Yes, yes, of course I will.

xoxo