release the schumacher cut 3.0 (it's gayer now)

when i am mayor. it will be illegal to drive pick up trucks downtown. i am not accepting questions at this time

one of those "bruce gets custody of everyone as soon as possible" batfam fics where the drakes are attacked in a home invasion and tim moves in with bruce until jack wakes up from a coma, finds out his kid is robin, and rightfully sues the shit out of bruce and gets him banned from fostering

yesterday i attempted to find a decent quality fic featuring tim drake and stephanie brown by performing a cursory ao3 search and was instantly reminded of how fucking dire the batfam ao3 situation is

rereading my own fics kicking my feet and giggling bc im the only person in the entire world who understands tim drake

just came across a coffeeshop au written this year where an americano costs 2.75. canadian dollars. girl why is shane hollander selling unethically sourced coffee

the thing with shipping is maybe i dont want them to be happy together. maybe i want them to throw away their lives for each other and go on to live in regret and resentment until one of them dies or initiates a messy divorce

been watching this new show that’s actually really good… have any of you guys heard of “the pitt”

i feel like not enough people talk about the implications of yjtv dick grayson asking zatanna for a magic necklace to change someone’s appearance and her absolutely not questioning it at all. what the fuck kind of freak shit is he asking her for on the regular

identity change hashtag new year new me

tim drake who knows on the deepest possible level that there is something wrong with him, that he’s destined to be evil and awful and betray his friends. tim drake who a few years/decades later struggles to tell the people he loves… well. hmmm. you see what im getting at

got briefly possessed by the ghost of someone with a much larger yard so now i have to brave the spooky scary world of selling plants on facebook marketplace