release the schumacher cut 3.0 (it's gayer now)

just gotta get balls in the net. gotta get balls deep boys

theres a world cup watch party nearby that i will be attending for various reasons. crucially everyone there is rooting for spain and going hard. gang im not so sure we’re gonna win this one

experiencing homophobia on the family vacation lads

gonna have a Long travel day soon… yall know what that means (to avoid working on my novel im either going to read SO many bad books or start a new fic wip) (feel free to send prompts and or requests so long as you acknowledge my right to pretend you didnt 💜)

got a mullet #praxis

i was briefly boycotting hockey bc the canes played such an embarrassing game the last time i tried to watch and im happy to report that the team of grown men getting paid millions to play sports all the time appears to have learned how to play their fucking sport ❤️

i have some incredible news for the many many people of tumblr dot com who told me i would love adrian chase

back to hate reading fic. this one has adult red hood jason calling his mother "my mamí" in narration

interviewed for a job everyone pls manifest

when i am mayor. it will be illegal to drive pick up trucks downtown. i am not accepting questions at this time

one of those "bruce gets custody of everyone as soon as possible" batfam fics where the drakes are attacked in a home invasion and tim moves in with bruce until jack wakes up from a coma, finds out his kid is robin, and rightfully sues the shit out of bruce and gets him banned from fostering

yesterday i attempted to find a decent quality fic featuring tim drake and stephanie brown by performing a cursory ao3 search and was instantly reminded of how fucking dire the batfam ao3 situation is