MORTGAGE

One day, Mamma said, “Conrad dear,  I must go out and leave you here.  But mind now, Conrad, what I say,  Don’t suck your thumb while I’m away.  The great tall tailor always comes  To little boys that suck their thumbs.  And ere they dream what he’s about  He takes his great sharp scissors  And cuts their thumbs clean off, - and then You know, they never grow again.”

Mamma had scarcely turn’d her back,  The thumb was in, alack! alack!

The door flew open, in he ran,  The great, long, red-legged scissorman.  Oh! children, see! the tailor’s come  And caught our little Suck-a-Thumb.

Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go;  And Conrad cries out - Oh! Oh! Oh!  Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast;  That both his thumbs are off at last. Mamma comes home; there Conrad stands,  And looks quite sad, and shows his hands;-  “Ah!” said Mamma “I knew he’d come  To naughty little Suck-a-Thumb.”

Adam Cruces - Watermelon (2016)