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There Is A House…
Yes… it’s in New Orleans… but Noooo… that doesn’t mean it’s a brothel…
I mean just because they gave Allie and Barbie some pretty suggestive (air quotes) “uniforms” for their jobs as (air quotes) “hostesses” doesn’t mean anything…
And… House Of the Rising Sun gets played on hotel Muzak continuously all the time… REALLY…!!!
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Enjoying The View…
There’s no question that Barbie is the Dominant partner in her and Allie’s relationship…
She likes the view from the top… and if you were to Allie… she’d admit that she like her view quite a bit as well…
That is… If Barbie says it’s alright to tell you…
A&B Naughty Funnies…
Yeahhhhh… That’s what every Tumblr Guy says…
But Allie can be VERY persuasive… and suddenly he’s thinking… Maybe I’m not so straight after all…
True story…
The 5 Mile Limit…
Is a Nautical Line that once crossed makes those at sea no longer subject to the jurisdiction of the laws on shore…
Sailors and Oceangoers have know about it and taken advantage of the freedom it granted for centuries…
And Miss Alayna and Miss Barbara were certainly intrigued enough by the limits legal implications to use its existence to their mutual advantage… and pleasure…
Process of Elimination…
The A&B ArtStuff ArtStaff works tirelessly on getting every detail just right for each humorous and sexy Tumblr Post…
Unfortunately some thing always ends up on the Cutting Room floor…
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Strike-Three… And He’s Outta Here…!!!
Sorry that we’re always the bearers of bad news…
Well… bad news for the guys that try and ask and beg and plead…
(Seriously Dudes… try to show a little self respect… We’re taken… Get over it..)
But good news for us… ‘Cuz we know we’re getting laid tonight… LOL
True story…
Gotta Catch ‘Em All…!!!
Barbie was going to tell Allie that this outfit was a little on the immature side…
But then after staring at it for a minute said… Fuck it… and realized her childhood dream of catching her very own adorably cute and squeezabley soft Pikachu… True story…
We’re Talking Big Numbers Here…
Our Pervy Followers think everything we post is Boob related…
Tell Us What You See:
27 Duh…
2007 ‘Cuz of B-OO-BS
Barbie Fooling Her ‘Cuz There’s No Way She’s 27
FYI - Actually Everything we post is Boob related… ‘Cuz we’re kinda obsessed with them… I mean who doesn’t like Boobs…???
A&B’s Naughty Funnies…
And maybe a few well hung guys… What…?!?!
Allie & Barbie
*It’s a Tumblr thing… It’ll make gay if you’re straight… or bi if you’re gay… but never straight if you’re gay or bi… Sorry… those are the rules…
The Lost Ladies Night…
Ok… Started out with free drinks… Duh… We don’t buy our own drinks… EVER Bitches…!!! LOL
Who are these chicks…???
More hot chicks means more free drinks right..?
Wait… Did we switch clothes with them…??? WTF…?!?!
Ok… More drinks Obv…
Again with the switching outfits…??? Some bitch better not have ruined my stuff… I will fuck her shit up..!!!
Okay… Things are little fuzzy this morning… Who were those chicks…???
Where are our clothes..???
And we definitely had on underwear when we first went out… Right…?
So anyway… social media looks clean so far… no bad pics posted that we might regret getting out…!!!
Yay Ladies Night…!!!
Allie & Barbie & Karen
5 MINUTES LATER…
Oh shit…
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Gotta Luv Female Homophobes…
They think about women having sex with other women even more than Lesbians do…
Is all that hate just pent up unfulfilled lesbian lust perhaps…?
[Allie]: I know when I’m not gettin’ my girl on girl fix I get pretty cranky…
[Barbie]: Tell me about it Als… You get so ornery sometimes… I almost won’t bang you…
[Allie]: Yeah… almost… (smirk)
Art Appreciation 101
The Arts… Are Barbie’s TRUE PASSION…
[Allie]: Yeah… Let’s try and keep it in our pants… Huh Barbs…?
[Barbie]: Mmmmm… Not gonna happen Als… (soft moan)
[Allie]: Okay… How about you and The Arts get a room already…!!! (eye-roll)
[Barbie]: (orgasm sounds)
[Allie]: Oh for fucks sake… (shakes her head)
A&B’s Naughty Funnies…
The Joke…
Vs.
The Real Joke…
Y’know… What happens in Real Life…
Am I Right…?
Allie
And before anyone says anything !!
No,, not my butt!
Allie just tripping out on her drink!
In Allie’s defense she does tend to trip out on hot butts quite a bit…
Even without alcoholic beverages involved…
True story…
Barbie: I FUCKING KNEW IT…!!!
Ye Olde Risqué Humor…
[Miss Alayna]: Fortunately for me he was not packing a Pinkie… but more of an overly large Big Toe…
[Miss Barbara]: Okay… I’m out before you start telling me he gave you Athletes Foot or something…
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Old School Social Media…
Y’know… Like back before getting Unsolicited Dick Pics in your DM… You had to have the guy describe what he had in his pants over the phone so you could make fun of it…
Good times…
Good times…
Barbie
A&B’s Naughty Funnies…
Well… He asked for it… Bringing a “Frigid Wife” reference… to a “Limp Dick” fight…
Just say’n…
* Allie will cut a dude…
