Allie & Barbie’s ArtStuff

[Miss Alayna]: Fortunately for me he was not packing a Pinkie… but more of an overly large Big Toe…

Y’know… Like back before getting Unsolicited Dick Pics in your DM… You had to have the guy describe what he had in his pants over the phone so you could make fun of it…

Good times…

Good times…

Well… He asked for it… Bringing a “Frigid Wife” reference… to a “Limp Dick” fight…

Just say’n…

Merry Hump Day Pervs…!!!

Allie & Barbie

& Karen

New Hump Day Action Figures for all of your Hump Day Action…!!!

Sure she may not be as flashy as Allie…

Or as good a pilot…

But Barbie was more than content to stay out of the spotlight as Allie’s Ground Crew & occasional Co-Pilot as long as Allie always came down to earth to her…

Stay grounded Pervs…

Happy Digital Hump Day Pervs…!!!

Yeahhhh… You’d like to get your Pervy hands on dat digital azz…

Pfffffft… In your digital dreams…!!! LOL

Allie & Barbie

When you finally drag yourself home after another double shift at the Never Say Neverland Strip Club… dancing and fighting off a drunken hoard of Pirates, Indians and Former Lost Boys who think a few dollars in your g-string entitles them to get all handsy with you…

And all you wanna do is kick off your wings and sink into a hot bath to wash the sweat… beer… and pixie dust out of every little crack and crevice it NEVER FAILS to get into…

And your stupid Ex drunk calls you at 2 am in the morning to bitch about his frigid wife Wendy who hasn’t opened her legs for him in months… and he never should have left you for her ‘cuz you knew how what he liked in the bedroom… and would never withhold sex as punishment ‘cuz he blew his paycheck again on the fucking Seahawks who shoulda ran the ball on the one yard line… ‘cuz who passes when you got Beastmode for a running back…??? And boy did he like hearing your voice again… and were you by any chance wearing that hot little green dress that always got him so hard and horny for you…?

Subtle Allie… Real subtle…

Alternate Barb Comment:

Ain’t I a Stinker…?

Barbie

August is HOT… and so are we… Duh…

As always our Luvies… if you print and hang in your workspace… send us a pic of it hung…

Allie & Barbie

Seriously… You’d think Batman would smile a little more now that BatAllie and BatBarbie had joined his Crime Fighting BatFam…

Ok… That’s BatTerrifying…

Barbervescence…

From the Allie & Barbie ArtStuff GalleryCollection

Luv Luv Luv when I’m the subject of an Allie & Karen collaboration… ❤️❤️❤️

@alayna605

Wait…

What was I saying…?!?!

Oops… got distracted there for a minute…

Sorrrrry… LOL…

Besides creating content and blog posting duties… Barbie spends a lot of her time in the Allie & Barbie ArtStuff Tumblr Office Archives storing and researching past blog posts so that the A&B blog site vibe stays fresh and new for our many Pervy Followers…

[Allie]: Pfffft… Riiiiight… That’s what you’re doing down there… Huh Barbs..?

[Alayna]: Barbara dear… where have you been…? I ordered your coffee and it’s getting cold…

[Barbara]: My apologies my dear… I am a bit late as I was masturbating…

[Allie]: Holy shit Barbs… You just can’t drop that you were diddling yourself like that… This is s’posed to be a sophisticated post…

[Barbie]: Oops… my bad…

[Allie]: Care to try again…?

[Barbara]: Please excuse my tardiness to coffee my dear Alayna… I was caught up in a moment of autonomous intimacy…

[Alayna]: Much better my love…

[Barbie]: I like squirted all over the place… (giggles)