Allie & Barbie’s ArtStuff

Allie & Barbie always use the Buddy System when swimming… drinking… or the ever popular drunken breast stroking…

<slaps customer>

[Barbie]: (in Bugs Bunny voice) Stop steamin' up my tits…! What're ya tryin' ta do… wrinkle ‘em…?

During heat waves Allie has Hot Cross Buns…

[Barbie]: Of course Als…

[Allie]: Wait… Do you mean in general or just tonight…?

[Barbie]: Alayna…!!! You are so bad… (giggles)

[Allie]: Wait… Do you mean besides your husband…?

Recent depictions of Allie or Barbie as transgender (like the one above) have raised concerns among our Pervy Followers…

Followers of A&B ArtStuff should keep in mind that this Tumblr Blog is a Safe Space for members of the Transgender and LGBTQ+ Community…

And that Barbie is in-fact a Grow-er not a Show-er…

Sincerely,

Ok… False Alarm… Allie and Barbie may look good in this movie poster… but after researching the movie we find that the two witch sisters in the story are not lesbians or even bi-sexual… just a couple of straight boring witches who have a family curse that kills off the men they fall in love with…

Seriously… They could have resolved any conflict caused by said curse by just becoming lesbians…

Just say’n…

Population: Us

Mer-owwwww Baby…

Allie & Barbie

Bonus Cougartown Figuerines…

[Allie]: Aw c’mon Barbs…

[Barbie]: Sorry Als… (removes glasses) but if you want a Therapist/Patient Sex Fantasy… you have to pay upfront if I’m not in your HMO…

[Allie]: Dammit Barbs…!!! We don’t have to be play it THAT realistically…!!!

[Barbie]: I’m sorry Als… but I could lose my Fake Sex Therapist License if I make exceptions… See you same time next week…

Just keep in mind… She never starts on the first kick… but apply a little choke and her motor will start up everytime…

Yeah… You Pervs can figure out on your own whether I’m talking about Allie or the Bike…

Good luck with that… LOL

Yes… it’s in New Orleans… but Noooo… that doesn’t mean it’s a brothel…

I mean just because they gave Allie and Barbie some pretty suggestive (air quotes) “uniforms” for their jobs as (air quotes) “hostesses” doesn’t mean anything…

There’s no question that Barbie is the Dominant partner in her and Allie’s relationship…

She likes the view from the top… and if you were to Allie… she’d admit that she like her view quite a bit as well…

Yeahhhhh… That’s what every Tumblr Guy says…

But Allie can be VERY persuasive… and suddenly he’s thinking… Maybe I’m not so straight after all…

Is a Nautical Line that once crossed makes those at sea no longer subject to the jurisdiction of the laws on shore…

Sailors and Oceangoers have know about it and taken advantage of the freedom it granted for centuries…

The A&B ArtStuff ArtStaff works tirelessly on getting every detail just right for each humorous and sexy Tumblr Post…

Sorry that we’re always the bearers of bad news…

Well… bad news for the guys that try and ask and beg and plead…

(Seriously Dudes… try to show a little self respect… We’re taken… Get over it..)

But good news for us… ‘Cuz we know we’re getting laid tonight… LOL

Barbie was going to tell Allie that this outfit was a little on the immature side…

Our Pervy Followers think everything we post is Boob related…