Viva La Garbage

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry

I hope the Nintendo theme park thing has a smash bros area where I can literally just beat the shit out of someone irl

@ my followers meet me there for a meet and beat

oh my god this poor weird cat

NONONONONONONONONONN

burn all that

my dick just shrank so fast that it’s tucked away safely inside my stomach now, is that the bodies true reaction to fear?

stop! making! plans! in! front! of! people! then! not! inviting! them!

Also stop making plans in front of people and then saying “and I guess you too” because that feels fucking worse than not being invited

just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in. they didn’t stand a chance.

“Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!”

“Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?”

“Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!”

do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date