Without Hope. Without Witness. Without Reward.

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

I silly headcanon of mine is that Agent Curt Mega is the adoptive father of John Macnamara because it would be soooo funny if being haunted by a tragic situationship with an evil Joey Richter is hereditary

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” yeah well I asked General John Macnamara of the United States Military and he said wear a watch, time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe it deserves its own tool of measurement

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

I love you anxious nonbinary Frankenstein I love you emotional support spider I love you bossy pixel blind supercomputer trying her best I love you harried robot doctor who's getting a good grade in human interaction I love you werewolf who'll do anything to protect her family (+ her vampire wife) I uhhh well. I really can't support your actions but I appreciate you, colony of alien beetles informally known as "steve"

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.