A queen feeds a group of thieves to her gluttonous husband.
Now let's try something completely out of left field :3
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This will be used as a full story someday! Let's see we're hyperfixation leads me!!
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The fools were caught sneaking into the palace grounds to steal the crown jewels and to kidnap the beautiful queen. The king did not take this lightly, and they were quickly made an example of it.
In the middle of the royal amphitheatre in view of everyone in the kingdom, from the rich to the poor, the king devored the thieves alive.
The queen watches with a wine glass in hand as her beloved king gorges himself with them.
One by one, the king crammed them down his throat, slurping and swallowing them whole. His neck bulged with each of their forms, passed the collarbone in til they made it down to his greedy stomach, screaming and protesting the whole way down. The clothes he wore tore in the middle as his belly bulged outward.
Once the last of the thieves was stuffed in his belly, the king let out a hot belch that shook the place, making everyone present grimace and pray he didn't crave them for dessert.
But the queen only giggled, finishing her wine. She then stood and announced that the spectacle was over and she and her king would retire to their chambers.
The king needed help carrying his now massive gut down the palace halls, so servants were called to help under his belly, as his 10ft height made it a little hard to navigate through the tight palace walls.
Riching the room, the king lay on the grand bed they shared the bed creaking as it threatened to give in because of the king's new weight, his belly taking almost all the space on it. The queen rushed the servant pit of the room as she closed the door.
Now alone, the king stared lovingly at his queen, her small form coming closer to his side. She then hugged and kissed his huge, squirming belly, making the king blush immensely. A trail of kiss marks now adorns the king midel
Another thick belch came from the king, and with it, some of the thief's clothes fell to the floor with a wet plop.
Apologizing for his rudeness, he held his wife closer to his belly, and she smiled, still hugging his middle she could feel every push and struggle from the poor mortals inside as they slowly churned away. She could also hear them... begging pleading what fools.
Then the king gently grabbed her to lift and place her on top of his belly. He watched her giggle as she crawled carefully to his chest to be face-to-face with him. A sweet kiss was then shared by the two the king's lips, nearly engulfing the queen's face.
A groan came from below, and before she could pull away, another deep belch came from the king as he grabbed his gut with both hands. As it hit the queen straight in the face.
Now drenched in saliva, she is doing her best to clean her face with her handkerchief as her king apologizes again and again for ruining the mood. But the queen only laughed as she finally opened her eyes and held her husband's face gently and lovingly kissing his nose to then curl up in the crook of his neck.
The king let out a sigh of relief and thanked the heavens for blessing him with such a caring and understanding queen. How far they have come since their first meeting.
The two then shared a quiet evening as the king's stomach dutifully melted the thieves one by one.
By tomorrow morning, the king would be hungry again, but he knew his queen wouldn't let that be for long. She would probably orchestrate another plan to fool some poor idiots for him to eat.
However, the case his mouth waters in anticipation of being spoiled again.
