Comin At Ya Like A Bandersnatch

That men with long hair post reminded me someone photoshopped together a photo of my current facial hair and the weird stringy mullet thing I had in like 2013 who wants to see the monstrosity

If any of you are staying in Vancouver for a few days, my mom said I have to play nice and invite you guys for dinner

I read that as "it's never too late to steal" at first and I was mildly concerned

For the record, I’m talking 80′s/90′s in his playing prime Gretzky, these days he just reminds me of my dad and that’s way too weird

Also lowkey Sidney Crosby but I still have to play against him so nobody tell him

I missed a whole bunch but I think we’re doing celebrity crushes, so: I am a massive cliche whose sexual awakening was caused entirely by Wayne Gretzky

I’m already overwhelmed at how many people I still have to message who liked that post, so if some of y’all could hit me up first while I eat, I’ll love you forever

I’ve started sending messages to people who liked my last post, but I think they’re all going to invites and I think if you do too many at once it like freezes your invites cause it thinks you’re spam or something? So I’m gonna do it in stages of 2 or 3 of you at a time until I’m sure that’s not gonna happen

In need of friends

At least 5 of the (staff? crew? what do we call them?) on this ship have already caught me chewing on my shirt collar so they’re definitely all talking about me now

Also I spend a few days in Vancouver with my parents before the cruise started and my mom made me bring a suitcase that’s just full of tupperware full of all the cookies and cupcakes we made, so I’m setting up a stall for you guys to come take as many of them as possible away from me before I eat them all

I just got a recommended post that was just a photo of the biggest lump of weed I’ve ever seen in my life so tumblr really doesn’t get me

Also anyone who saw my post about my dogs and maybe wants to love them, we're on the cruise and they love new friends

My drafts is almost entirely just gifs of my teammates and pictures of food I’m rarely allowed to eat