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been rewatching shugo chara and thinking about my childhood pookies. going crazy over them being roommates in jewel joker

#and they were roommates

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hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

stadt-wien

ⓘ Hinweis der Stadt Wien:

Es gibt keine Öffis mehr. Die Öffis sind alle weg.

shamebats

She's hilarious, I love her

shamebats

mythologicalvampire

i told you, keep up with that stupid song, and i'd come right into your brain and rip it out.

THE MAGICIANS 1x04: THE WORLD IN THE WALLS.

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iron-crakka

helpimsotired

Justin McElroy talking about accessibility in live theatre (June 9, 2019)

formichi

quasi-normalcy

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

dragon-in-a-fez

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

andthepeople

love that jabba in the original trilogy is like BRING ME HAN SOLO!!! HUNT HAN SOLO ACROSS THE GALAXY!!!! I WILL HANG HIM ON MY WALL LIKE A CHEAP PAINTING!!!! meanwhile chewie who no doubt also cheated jabba out of whatever they cheated him out of has no heat on him whatsoever. even jabba's not ballsy enough to start shit with a wookiee. no solid evidence chewie could rip a hutt's arms off but jabba is not going to be the idiot to test that

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deadgenerations

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

lumsel

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

the-tao-of-fandom

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

pnwnativeplants

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

traegorn

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

yuhi-san

Thats the context for this meme???

titenoute

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

kstarlitchaotics

I'm dying

valhalla-dancehall

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

noyoucantdonteventry

myfarmsellyke

This is exactly how it happened i am oda

stadt-wien

Ein Opfer für den Vulkangott wäre an dieser Stelle wahrscheinlich einen Versuch wert. Leider haben wir überhaupt keine.

transcendingirl

Muss Wien wirklich alle deutschen Probleme lösen?

stadt-wien

Alle Preußen werden hiermit freundlich daran erinnert, dass wir uns hier in Österreich befinden und daher keine Zuständigkeit für Freddy Merz und seine Krankmeldungen haben. Ihr müsst ihn selbst unter dem Kiel durchziehen, vorausgesetzt, er schmilzt nicht im Wasser.

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red-eye-radio

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

victoryyodel

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

dearest-lady-disdain

bold words for a man who has been killing people for eleven episodes straight

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