things said while playing baldur's gate 3. part 1.
random things that have been said during many runs of baldur's gate 3, some of these are meta gaming but they are meant to be fun...general warning some of these are n.sf.w, feel free to adjust accordingly!
“I think we invented global warming!”
“How are we going to get him not to kill himself if nobody’s fucking him?”
“You know who would like this? Gale.”
“Yay! We’re going to get sooo cured!!”
“[name], sadly, there’s not any [goblin] children for you to kill.”
“If I was in a room with Elminster, Chicken Wings, and Spider Guy, and I had two bullets, I would shoot Elminster twice.”
“FLAMING SPHERE! FLAMING SPHERE! FLAMING SPHERE!”
“When we roll up on our flaming spheres…”
“I love how you could describe any Pokemon and Gale would know that Pokemon.”
“Are they drows or are they just purple?”
“Oh my god, you can’t just ask someone if they’re drow!”
“He hates lesbians exclusively – never mind, he’s going for other categories of LGBT.”
“Psychological warfare on Daddy!”
“I’m not your asset! You don’t even have an ass!”
“Do you think Raphael and Yogurt explored each others’ bodies?”
“‘Most excellent,’ and my pussy throbs.”
“This is not the mob! This is someone important.”
“I need to stop Gortash and have like a sexual tension about it.”
(in unison) “Yay! We got allies!”
“Why are these people allergic to the word dragon?”
“Because it’s a wyeeeeeeeerm.”
“He saved the corrosive spit? Oh, fuck you!”
“We got him to live without using our pussies at all!”
“She went from druid to whore!”
“We’re gonna have to go back…I don’t think those guys we killed were cultists.”
“The oathbreaker guy shows up like, why did you kill all those refugees?”
“Mr. Monkman, monk me a man!”
“The true dark urge…is the dark urge to be a dick.”
“He saw me missing all my hits and hitting the floor instead and it scared him. Psychological warfare!”
“That guy has gotta stop barking.”
“But you already have skulls, [Yogurt]! You know what would make a better trophy? Raphael’s dick in a tiny jar!”
“We need a mod for this. A mod that makes me good at everything. No skill required.”
“Did you just cast Hold Monster on yourself?”
“Sorry, I was too busy thinking about telling Raphael that he lasts no seconds in bed.”
“Raphael would be hot if he wasn’t such a loser.”
“I didn’t see you! Well to be honest, you were invisible.”
“He conjured a poor person!”
“I’m going to Circle of Druids blast you out of this planet.”
“[Ethel]’s kind of GILFy.”
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