alice price

just uncovered secret documents that reveal US troops are launching disks from their wrists in combat zones

everybody got a friend named tim they'd play smash bros with on a weeknight

major shortcoming of the 1979 Book of Common Prayer is that it doesn't have a prayer for when you have to kill a bunch of ants

at the end of some winding corridor past unlicensed dentists and junk dealers im in the dim opium den where the starless sky can be seen through a single skylight past dozens of floors and hanging laundry. i'm standing with a whiteboard and the whiteboard has a number on it. every couple of minitues I make the number bigger. the shapeless figures in the room give rapturous approval

i really like that when sitting next to the internet router sometimes it makes just the slightest hiss or whine. a living animal

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f. butt shitsgerald

always humbled by the grace with which people navigate the grocery store with the giant party pizzas they just picked up. id be screaming and screaming

at airports they just call it music