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âOkay, tell me one good thing in football besides the snacks.â
âOh, and the beer.â
Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
âWh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!â âYou almost killed me, so no, itâs not nice to meet you.â âOh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?â âI wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didnât survive.â âGet out of my way before I move you myself.â âPlease, let me out of here!â âYouâre staring like youâve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.â âHey. Pretend you were waiting for me. Youâre being followed.â âYou donât know me, but something terrible is going to happen.â âYouâre in the wrong place at the wrong time.â âPlease, someone help!â âYou shouldnât be out here all by yourself this late at night.â âStop shining that flashlight on me! Iâm not a damn ghost!â âIâm sorry if I hurt you.â âShh, donât scream! Iâm not trying to attack you!â âIâve never seen anything like you before.â âStand right there and donât get any closer!â âNow that youâve seen this, I canât let you leave and just tell anyone.â âUgh, my head. What happened to us?â âIs there a reason youâve been following me for an hour?â âIf you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.â âHoly shit. What have you done?!â âIs that blood? Is that YOUR blood?â âDonât panic, I can explain!â âI promise you, this isnât what it looks like.â âI wonât hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.â âWho are you? Where are you taking me?!â âThis is for your own safety. Iâll explain later.â âWhat the hell was that thing back there?!â âThereâs something wrong with me. I need your help!â âPlease, someone, thereâs been an emergency!â âYou canât leave. Youâre a witness and now youâve involved.â âIâm being hunted, and now theyâve seen you too.â âIf you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.â âShh! Hide here, and donât move a muscle.â âCan I walk with you? I think Iâm being followed.â âIâm so sorry. I donât like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.â âFuck off, this is private property!â âIâve seen some weird shit, but youâre something else.â âOh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?â âDonât look at me like that, with those eyes.â âThat isnât your blood. What did you do?â âI promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!â âCome with me. I want to show you something.â âYouâre not going to eat me, are you?â âYou should never have approached me. You donât know who youâre dealing with.â âGo away, Iâm not looking for a conversation.â âYou donât just follow people to their homes! Iâm calling the police.â âPlease, Iâll do anything, just untie me!â âIâm sorry if I scared you.â âI had to tie you up. You didnât leave me any other choice.â âI donât even know you. What do you mean, IÂ âhaveâ to go with you?â âWe almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.â âLet go of me!â âIâm hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.â âYou have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!â âIâm not leaving until you tell me why youâve been following me!â âSeeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. Itâs [name].â

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Star Wars verse for Lorelai
Lorelai is the only daughter of an Imperial Officer and they want her to study at the Imperial Academy, but she drops out of the school for getting pregnant and she leaves her family behind and goes to Nar Shaddaa, where she has different jobs while raising her daughter, Rory.Â
As time passes by, Lorelai becomes a smuggler and Rory her co-pilot and they are getting more and more successful in the smuggling business. People say that there is no trouble of which the two Gilmores cannot talk themselves out. They get in touch with the Rebellion when once they hire Lorelai to smuggle a few things for them.
STARTER CALL
Please like this post for a starter (Or reblog if youâre a sideblog)
                                              âYou need anything?â                                                âEqual rights?â
       Multiverse, OC and crossover friendly L3-37 of Solo: A Star Wars Story
                                       HOME II ASK II RULES II ABOUT
Drinking starters
as requested by @ambitionbled (it wonât let me tag you, sorry!)
CONCERN.
âHow much have you had to drink?â
âYou could have fucking alcohol poisoning!â Â
âEasy, there. Try to sit up.â
âI think I mightâve overdone it on the alcoholâŚâ
âWeâve got to go get your stomach pumped.â
âI thought you said you were clean!â
âYes, it is a big deal.â
âLet me drive you home.â
âYou are NOT driving like this!â
âYou are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.â
âDrinking until you puke is not normal.â
DRUNK.
âIs this real life?âÂ
âI want to go to sleep but I canât find any sheep.â
âHow do you show fish affection?â
âTaco Bell is open 24 hours, right?â
âTequila is not my friend? YOUâRE not my friend.â
âDrunk I am not.â
-glasses on head- âWhere did I put my glasses?â
âHow do I tell my parents Iâm a mermaid?âÂ
âIâm not even tired.â
âI should call my ex.â
âIâm not drunk enough for this.â
âDoes playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?â
-hugging the floor- âIâm trying to stop the floor from spinning.â
âCan we go out for fried chicken?â
ANGST.
âWhatâs the fucking point anymore?â
âScrew recovery. I want a drink.â
âIâm too sober for this shit.âÂ
âI donât give a shit what you think.â
âI seriously donât feel too good.â
âI didnât even have that much to drink.â
âWill you stop fucking interrogating me?â
âI can drive. Iâm fine.â
âThereâs a reason I drink so much.â
âYouâre the reason I drink so much.â
âIâm only happy when Iâm drunk.â
FLUFF/FUN.
âYouâre cute, you know that?âÂ
âYou wanna get wasted?â
âIâm bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?â
âWhat are you drinking, and why arenât you sharing?â
âIâm having a party for two.â
âYouâre so hot.â
âIâm usually too chicken-shit to say this, butâŚI really like you.â
âI donât want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.â
*kisses on forehead*
*kisses on cheek*
*kisses on lips*
Roryâs Aesthetic; fall edition
âI take my book with me everywhere. Itâs just habit.â

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âAnd every other time he has tried to take the spotlight off someone and put on himself.â Laughing as they thought about all the times Kirk had decided to manipulate reenactments and recitals so the focus was put on him. âMom!â Whining as she acted like a little girl with a quick stomp before hiding her growing red face behind her hands. âWhat about the video footage you were so adamant that you needed?â Removing her hands her eyes darted towards the shelf she was talking about. âWhich birthday present was that one? Are you still going to do those housework lists for your birthday when youâre married?âÂ
âAnd three years ago, when he literally took the spotlight off someone,â Lorelai added with a chuckle as she thought back of that reenactment. Seeing Roryâs reaction to Luke seeing her old ballet costumes surprised her a little, as she wasnât expecting that. She could guess the reason why Rory reacted like this, and yes, the reasonâs name did rhyme with the word guess. However, she couldnât stop herself when Rory mentioned the videos. âYou mean, that one video tape that accidentally got stuck in the player right on the day when Luke was fixing stuff in our house?â she asked, trying to sound nonchalant, but actually she was trying hard not to laugh. âDonât worry, he wouldnât tell it to him,â she added with a smile. But then, at the mention of getting married to Luke, she frowned a little. They had never talked about it with him, and to be honest, she hadnât really thought about it. Well, not until now. âWell, maybe,â she said, shrugging her shoulder, âbut in that case, he can have his own list for his birthday,â she mused. âOf course, it wouldnât be about housework,â she added, clearing her throat a little.
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It was hard for the Lorelaiâs to get together and relax, knowing that work and college were pulling the mother and daughter pair apart hurt, so they took every chance they got to finally talk and do what they used to do, sit and watch movies, eat mountains of junk food and fall asleep on top of each other. âLuke? Friends? I feel like the only people he surrounds himself with is us, Ceaser, TJ and Kirk, its a colourful choice to say the least. If only he and Jackson got along like you and Sookie⌠mm Sookie, I need her to cook me up a feast before finals, and then Luke can do comfort food afterwards.â Laughing softly she curled up to her mother on the couch, grabbing a big blanket to cover their legs. âSome Like It Hot. Something we havenât watched in a while.â
âThey could be his friends, if they started watching baseball together,â Lorelai said, when Rory mentioned Caesar, Kirk and TJ. âWell, the last time they did that, they ended up fighting over something. Luke doesnât really want to talk about it,â she admitted. âAnd I think Luke doesnât want to spend more nights with Jackson since he saw his pyjamas with those old photos,â she added with a small chuckle as she thought of Jacksonâs pyjamas. Really, who put his old wrestling photos on his pyjamas?! The mention of Roryâs finals snapped Lorelai out of her throughts. âHow much time do you have left until the finals?â she asked. When her daughter decided on the movie, she got up from the couch to put the tape into the video player. âSo Some Like it Hot it is. Now tell me, which one do you prefer, â she turned to Rory, deepening her voice, âthe bass or the saxophone?â
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âGood, we need some mother-daughter time, I need to tell Luke to give you up on some nights.â Rory loved that her mother was happy but the Lorelaiâs needed some alone time how it used to be. âIâm sure that we will run Wonka out of business, with how much we eat. Heâll have nothing left, weâll eat his product before itâs made.â The young girl grabbed a handful of popcorn and started shovelling it down her throat. âYou realise you need to make the choice, film choices are so hard, what selection have you brought down for this eveningâs viewings?â
âWe do,â Lorelai said with a nod. Nowadays they had hardly got to spend time with each other: she had a lot of work in the inn and she spent most of her evenings with Luke and Paul Anka, plus she knew that Rory was very busy, too, being so close to the graduation. Last week they could only meet at the Friday Night Dinner in the Gilmore house. Unacceptable! This could not go on like this. âWe have to convince him to have some friends,â Lorelai joked, when Rory said she needed to tell Luke to give her up. âSo they could watch football or play poker, or... whatever men do when they are togather.â Her daughterâs question, drew a wide smile on her face and she leaned forward to show tonightâs picks. âJust a few classics,â she said. âI have The Maltese Falcon, Some Like It Hot and Meet Me in St. Louis. What shall we start with?â
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âWhat makes me feel like it will be Kirk because itâs just him, something will go wrong and heâll step in like that one time at the reenactment.â Rory chuckled as she rested against the door frame, giving up on helping her mother. She was waiting for an animal to jump out and scare the pair of Gilmoreâs. âNow why would you blackmail me with small child sized ballerina costumeâs that only make me go red. Wait⌠Luke hasnât seen these? Has he?â
âYou mean the one when he stood in for Mary?â Lorelai asked. She remembered Kirk standing in for different roles over the years of the reenactment, but certainly this was the most remarkable. Also because Taylor did not let her to stand in for Mary, because he said she didnât fit the role. Next year she spent hours arguing with Taylor so he would not insist on casting a real virgin for Maryâs role. Hearing Roryâs last question, a smile touched her lips, because he probably had seen them. âHe might,â she said, trying to keep a serious face. Well, she failed. âDo you remember when he had to repair this shelf?â

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Happy New Year to You All!!!
I wish you all the best for 2018!
New Year Starters
"Will you kiss me at midnight?"
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
"Got any champagne?"
"I'm got doing the ball drop this year."
"I'd rather be home than freezing outside."
"I really don't get the big deal."
"Here's hoping the new year is better than the last."
"New year, new me."
"Let's go out to celebrate."
"Want to go to a party?"
"This is the perfect way to ring in the new year."
"To health, happiness and good days."
"I don't drink, but thank you anyway."
"I don't feel well..."
"Did you just kiss me?"
"I don't care if it IS tradition, I'm not eating that."
"It really is nice out tonight."
"The stars are prettier than the fireworks."
"We don't have to go to a big party place. Maybe a restaurant?"
"Let's ring in the new year right."
"Are you drunk?"
"Can we go home?"
"Just you, me and a couple of silly hats. What do you say?"
"Hold my hand."
"I just want to go to bed early tonight. Does that make me old?"
"I think I drank too much."
"Let's get a cab."
"I'm not wearing those."
"You look silly."
"Does anyone know the words to Auld Lang Syne?"