The Bagnewspaper

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

its fucked up that 'earl' was a rank now its a name. naming my kid Boyar

Can Boyar come have a playdate with Senechal

only if Castellan isn’t there. i don’t like him

reblog if you like girls and/or pasta

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

Reblog to tell the person you reblogged it from that they are really cool.

my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good