chef boyardee had nothing to do with 911

“A modern retelling” oh so you mean worse

“A Muppet retelling” oh so you mean better

Sir you’re a conservative MP you very much did not turn out fine

is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the building where birds can sit is on the very top, on the cross. So the cross is now covered in bird shit

"In the house of a rich man there is nowhere to spit but his face" -that greek dude who lived in a barrel

and the government via the police pigs have tried destroying murals, symbols, even that giant matapacos statue THREE TIMES but his spirit carries on. 

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

Deep.

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

Agreed ^^

i go into the forest. i look at species

How they look? :)

very nice:) thank you

nothing more offensive than the list of group chats the tumblr algorithm thinks will interest me