NBA 2K21 FUCKERY PT.1
Aw man, I'm so fuckin' heated at this game so much, that I don't know where to begin...
Ok, lemmie get my thoughts together. Right, NBA 2K21. This fucking game right here got me ready to fight someone. I have so much to rant about this game, that I felt it was wise to label it "Part 1" -Because I know I'll have something else to add to this fuck shit.
Now... lets talk about "the REC" a 5 on 5 game mode.
First off, the mode on paper isn't bad, a 5v5 against other players online. It's cool when you actually have 5 friends to play with, communicate and talk shit with. -HOWEVER, If you go in there with Rando's, well I hope you have alchohol or something to numb the Brain with... Get ready for some Pain.
The mode is good to link you up with 3 other online players, but then throws a level 60 NPC AI player, that can't do SHIT.
Cant rebound, can't block shots, can't box out, can't and won't shoot and cant even Pass if you ask for the ball! Why the devs at 2K refuse to round up the actual players stats and generate a player with a averge score of everone playing is just mind boggling, Because a lvl 60 player on the court against a full 5 of actual online gamers is a 99% "L".
Then you have lower level players that round up your team with a score of 65.
Real talk, you're better with the Ai player, because a lvl 65 player thinks he's Fuckin' King James. They don't pass, they force shots and when the actually DO pass, it's a turnover every time.
And don't let the other team get a 10+ lead on y'all, because THEN it's an Exodus. One by one your teammates will quit, which begs the question 2K.... Do y'all penalize quitters? I'm assuming No, because it's so rampant in this game mode.
And everyone is a high flyer... Flying thru the air dunking on numerous players, but my 6'9 lvl 90 Paint Beast with a 90 Standing Dunk, a 88 vertical, a 94 offensive rebound, with a purple putback boss badge and Silver Rise up Badge CAN'T Dunk under the rim to save my life. After constant garbage layups that I didn't want to do Bricked, whike some Fuck Shit track is playing in the background makes me want to turn my contoller into a very complicated Lego kit, by just smashing it against this hardwood floor of mine.
He Ronnie... Tell them to Fix the Ai players,
There should be a rule for players who quit to get penalized.
But let me end it right here, for now, because the Jamaican Rum Punch is running short.
More to come...
StarcasM
Fix your fuckin' dolo










