close your eyes; pay the price for your paradise

Ukraine: presents a very openly political song about Stalin and the deportation of a minority during the WWII

Graham: The bad news is you're about to watch Albania. She's only 17, so please bear that in mind. Where was her mother? Why didn't she step in and say no?

Graham: If it was a singing competition, this next man would do very well indeed.

Graham: Now this will put fear into your heart, She's a devoted experimental jazz musician. She can do extraordinary things with her voice. Not pleasant things, but extraordinary.

Graham: Small children and pets should probably be removed from the room...

Graham: I don't think we'll be troubled by that song again.

Graham: It's an unusual Eurovision this year (2012) because there are some quite good songs... that are really well sung...

Graham: Azaiza there, proving that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should. What were those dancers doing? They looked like they were changing a giant duvet cover.

Graham: Oh no, a Polish invasion.

Graham: The band is ESDM and they traveled here by boat. It took a week! Something tells me it will feel longer on the journey home...

Graham: Ooh it's like the gay wedding I'll never have! Oh no it's in my wine!!!

Graham: [to France when they gave GB 1 point] WE BUILT A TUNNEL TO YOUR COUNTRY

Graham: I'm 51, not dead!