we post bullshit here, sir

guess we’ll never figure out what Cal was warning us about 😔

the combined small + shitty nature of jawas strongly appeals to my character design tastes

Ah sweet! I love smoothies nearly as much as I love animal rights! Hope you’re not doing something insane like dousing a kaiju in toxic fuel back there, haha!

It’s a good thing he comes packaged with armor already; Jango’s line of work is dangerous for children.

rip palpatine his fake ass would’ve thrived in the psychological warfare of 7th grade middle school

Listen. After dying on Naboo, Qui Gon just had a very busy 12-13 years before he could come back as a force ghost. It could happen to you; as college students, we would know.

Me when I have to medically torture my apprentice because I'm bored:

Its 10:00 pm. Do you know where all your clones are?

happy pride month.

Sorry we've deprived you of content for so long @anakachow and everyone else who follows us

When Padme had to call in sick, the Jedi were hoping the other senator from Naboo would be able to be an effective replacement spy. He was not.

Let’s be reasonable here. Crimson Dawn is much better as a band name than as crime syndicate.

Umbara Clone Wars arc in an extraordinarily vague nutshell

I love when Maul said "It's Mauling time" and then Mauled all over the place. -Mod Rog

I do not know Fanum Tax, only Phantom Menace. Also can you believe this is our first post with Ahsoka? That’s a little bit wild all things considered.