LIL CAL

[You feel something touch your leg in the dark.]

[Turn the light on =>]

[…Oh! It’s just Lil Cal. You can’t stay mad at him!!]

CAL: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!

[You seem to have broken the fourth wall to say hi to your good friend]

~👾

[🎶is Cal a maaannn~~~ or is he a puppet? (Is he a puppet…)🎶]

[…Cal seems to be going through something. He says Hi though.]

[I don’t think we have one of those.]

Cal: hee hee

[….]

Froggie hat timeeee :3

[Ask and ye shall receive. Takes a while to sew em’ but I think it’s some of my best work honestly. Glad someone loves it as much as I do.]

[You wonder why you didn’t do this previously. This is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your entire pathetic life.]

[feelin artsy.]

CALVIN THE LESSER: ✝️HOO HOO✝️

CAL: HEE HEE HOO HOO

[Cal spins gracefully.]

?!?!?!?!

CAL: HOO HEE HOO

Me holding u rn

[You hold Cal in your arms like a little guy.]

CAL: HEE HEE !!! HAA HAA !!!!!!

- @thanatosthaumaturge

[Woke up in the apartment. Can’t leave.]

[Cal says not to worry about it, but sometimes I think-]

[..Y’er right. I was making it about ME on YOUR blog. Dick move.]

[..Cal says he was always here. Whatever that means.]

[!! He’s so flustered that he’s getting all tied in knots.]

[You feel Cal’s arms constrict around you like a snake, endless length seeming to come from them.]