The Coolest Man On Earth!

Tbh today feels like a Joshua day

found weed inf eh fore dnt lmao im high o ffmy DICK!!

Its really comfy though, 100% cotton

I hope everyone grinds hard this new years eve!

You hope we WHAT

Grind!  As in go to the gymn and drink your protein shakes.. What else did you think?

Searching through my documents and I found a fully written out version of ENTITY7'S "Sigma Male Routine". ENTITY7 has been moved down to ENTITY8 out of personal dislike. The less likely I am to see him in court, the happier environment we will have.

Who are you and I’m WAY more poggers than what you just think of me as!

The flagpole is starting to get quite comfortable!

Are you.. still up that flagpole? Joshua could give you some company on the night, stars get even more angry if they see both of us make a camp for s’mores, you should tote’s see it

Please join me. It’s getting lonely.

Comming there for the night then!

The flagpole is starting to get quite comfortable!

Are you.. still up that flagpole? Joshua could give you some company on the night, stars get even more angry if they see both of us make a camp for s’mores, you should tote’s see it

Stuck inside the cabins because of the weather so Salem and I started knitting with the kids but its a little sentient now… Any solutions? We’re up to suggestions!

What defines “a little sentient”?

Try pouring some gatorade or any energy drink in there! I once used an off-brand monster drink to free myself from some ropes back on High school.. Worked awfully well

I can hear the yarn growling from here, actually

I can assure you this isn’t any fun for any of us…. and Leonard has been fully consumed now. Anything else that might be helpful?

I’ll eat it, if you would like!

Another epic win for me! Though, I do feel bad for making the human-eating dyslexic snake yarn read books