BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN

Me working 12 hour shifts behind the bar serving entitled rich white people

this picture makes me feel like i’m being interrogated

this is Insomnia

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

what does this MEAN

when you’re trying to get fucked up and order one more irish car bomb

big scorpio moon vibes

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

One of my fav jokes is to ask, “Was this song in Tarzan?” any time Phil Collins comes on... nobody laughs but, as we know, that’s showbiz baby

what, and let me be very clear, the fuck is this?

me at the bar when random men touch me

me waiting on that sweet thc to whisk away my cramps

behind the scenes

yas girl!

we also saw this dog with a banana

I def discovered my bisexuality when this song came out so thanks petey pablo

SBE - stupid bitch energy

FINALLY some representativity

representativity

oh man

me explicitly causing all of my own problems