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The ceremonial foxfire dances are just the cotton eyed joe in different costumes.

Fitz is made of Wonderbread

Silveny dies

The eleven world is overrun by bananas

there are actual butterflies in Sophie's stomach

the ceremonial foxfire dances exist because all the elves are furries

Mr. Forkle leaves Sophie with a sweater knitted out of all the eyelashes she's ever torn out

Sophie constantly terrorizes the elves with memes they dont understand

The Black Swan's real name is the Black Duck

To light leap you actually have to leap through the air

The Council are actually cats

Fintan violently throws himself into the sun in a desperate attempt to get a tan

No one can look directly at Dex because he’s actually The Sun

Mr. Forkle is the dancing pumpkin man.

Sandor is made of sand

Silveny is an ostrich

Kenric is dead. oh wait