Bad Flicks

The War of the Gargantuas (1966) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

Oh - nothing to see here, just a bunch of “Frankensteins” hanging around, eating people and destroying everything in sight including each other.

Dinoshark (2010) 🍕🍕🦈

Must watch type stuff.

The whole bloody affair (2025) 🍕🍕🍕🍕

Jurassic Shark (2012) 💩💩💩💩💩

Truly amazing.

The Monolith Monsters (1957) 🍕

This bored the living fuck out of me. I mean, the baddies are.. a bunch of rocks 😭

Chilling adventures of Sabrina: Part 2 (2019) 🍕🍕🍕

Oh wow this season really escalated quickly. Also featuring one of my pet peeves, a musical number that feels like being fisted when you’re going along but *not* that into it.

G20 (2025) 🍕🍕

One of the most random movies you’ll watch this year.

Kinda pregnant (2025) 👶🍼

The occasional funny joke makes it distracting enough that you can’t even Netflix and chill 👎

The Arrival (1996) 🍕👽

Essentially a direct to video X-Files movie spoof with Charlie Sheen. And why the fuck not.

Knock Knock (2015) 🍕💦

Feels like a keanuverse passion project gone sideways. There’s a good monologue in it that gives John Wick vibes but also a lot of bad acting from everyone involved. Only watch if you’re into bad shit and/or Keanu being fondled.

Noah (2014) 🍕

Lord of the rings for idiots.

Stranger from Venus (1954) 🍕

I am pretty sure the stranger is from Malta, not Venus.