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EDDIE HEADCANNONS (These are a mix of all like angst fluff smut so yeah)

Oh hey guys…I wanted to throw this out for you guys..pls DONT be angry with me

FLUFF-

Reallu really likes to run his hand thru your hair no matter what it’s looks like

Touches you like not in a weird way but like hugs you or rubs your leg or knee

Trys to make you food but cant really cool

Will and has tried to teach you how to play dnd no matter if you like it or not

If your sad HES trying to make you laugh un the dumbest ways

Pretends to fuck you if you bend over thinks it’s soooo funny

Makes you a mixtape of all the music you like even if he thinks it’s bad

Loves you so mid if someone puts something on your car or house for being with him HES rips it off or washes it off as soon as he can

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ANGST

gets really sad when he found out you were being made fun with for being with him he DOSENT care if it’s him just DOSENT want it to be you

When he first found out you liked him weither hwd you approached him at your job or at his house he thought you were making fun of him

Keeps a notebook full of the stuff his mom or dad used to make him under his bed and gets kinda embarrassed when you find it

Gets kinda defensive if you make fun of something his uncle did HES knows your joking but before you he had no one but his uncle

If you get mad at him he just stands there while u yell even if he gets really bad he just DOSENT wanna lose you

Always says sorru first even if it isn’t his fault

One time he slid a note under the bathroom door like he used to do with his parents

Hates Hates hates yelling but OME time he did and that hurt him like to the point he left for the night and came back the next morning and kept asking if you hated him

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SMUT

Loves dry humping

If you want a condom wears one if you don’t DONT he does not care as long as he gets to fuck you

Never fucks on the couch HES to scsred for uncle Wayne to walk in

Eats coochie likes it’s his favorite thing

This is so dumb but pretend to play guitar while fingering you

Keeps a photo of you in his car

HAS AND WILL FUCK YOU IN HIS VAN

FATHER CHARLIE HC’S

WARNING:THESE ARE ALL SMUT SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

-He LOVESSSSSSS to sneak around with you at night..after doing his thing for everyone..in the confessional DOSENT matter to him

-Likes to watch you shower has a thing for watching the soap run down your skin washing the sin away

-to go with the last one he likes showering together sometimes he likes when it gets steamy and your body’s bump into one another

-feels so guilty after doing something with you but he can’t stop he likes to kinda well not ingore you but will do his best to avoid you

-First time you and him slept together he swore he went to heaven of course he had touched himself before but this was so so much better

-cum eater….

-this might not match everyone’s freak but low-key he likes to lick your blood if you get hurt…

-whimpers and moans and isnt ashamed but is after

-EYP👅👅👅

-would and has killed for you🥳

-sub and top I feel like it depends on what day it is

-will finger you and watch as you cum and if he cums in you he will dig it out whispering about it being blasphemy

-sleeps beside you once he gets really comfortable after but LOCKS the door HES not risking it

-8 and a half inches… 9 and a half when hard

-#fe5c5e/tip

FREI MALTHUS HC’S

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Authors note-Ima be honest I haven’t watched the show HES In I cannot find it anywhere but I watched clips on TikTok so pls bear with me if this is accurate😭 and pls correct me!

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ANGST-

When he first saw you and saw who you are and what you looked like when he felt his feelings he kinda avoided you a bit

CRIED AND BEGGED to get rid of what he was feeling for you

Prayed to God, Prayed to a higher up PRAYED TO anyththing for forgiveness he thought he was ruined when he started fantasizing about you

Cried to himself whenever he saw you with another

Got angry a lot about what he was feeling for you and took it out of you saying he couldn’t love you like what was needed and how he felt

When he did kiss you for the first time felt so guilty cried to his mom and when she yelled got so sad

Didn’t want to disappoint anyone BECYASE of his position but he loved you and you did back and he knew everyone would be

YEARNS

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FLUFF-

when he finally lets himself give in that man is on you in a instant but In private since he DOSENT want to be caught

Shares his jam with you

Keeps anything you give him

Watches you thru your window..

Thinks you are the prettiest woman he has ever seen like amd says it too

Sits with you watching the clouds or just anything in general but kinda just watches you

Lays in bed with you just to watch you sleep when I say watch I mean watches stares at you the entire time

Says he likes everyone but if you don’t like someone he DOSENT stull treats them with kindness but Keeps his feeings private

Honestly kinda gossips a bit then feels bad after

THIS MAN LOVES YOU AND DONT EVER DOUGHT IT

It is important

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Lori grimes x fem reader

Word count:

Warnings:nothing really

Authors note: HII guys so for this one Im not really sure how to right sleeping spells but I will try my best so if I get anything wrong please let me know and I will fix it also this will probably be found family trope but if I get anything wrong I got my information from google so pls correct me also Im sorry that this one is short Im a little sick right now but didn’t want to keep the person who requested it wai to bf any longer-🕺

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I had Joined Rick and his group not to long ago they were well aware of my condition of my fainting spells so sometime they were cautious of me going out on runs with them

I was cleaning up around I had been a little nauseous all day but I still had to pull my weight around the prison trying to concentrate on cleaning the windows and floor

I rub my head I felt dizzy a clear sign of something coming up I sit down on a table since I didn’t want to hurt myself

My whole body starts to feel anxious my vision getting blurry I see someone come around the corner not being able to see who it was before I pass out slumping backwards

Around 26 minutes later I wake up my head pounding since I had hit my head hard I feel a pair of hand on my shoulder I get scared since I was a bit delirious and push there hands off

I didn’t know if it was a walker or not when I come too I see Lori looking so concerned even tho we had been in this situation countless off times before hand

I sit there trying to get myself together since I was a little disoriented she rubs my arm trying to help me to come too she pats my arms gently before I hear her speak in a soft voice

“Hey-hey are you okay Y/n” She lets go of my arm taking a step back as I stood up

“Y-yeah Im okay Im fine” I say nodding my head feeling a little groggy

“Are you sure you hit your head pretty hard do you want some Tylenol or water I think we got some Glenn grabbed them on his last run” She says

“No Im fine seriously I promise” I say starting to walk past her

She follows after me as we walk to my room

“I’ve always had fainting spells Lori y’all know this Im fine”

She stops and stand there outside my cell for a second as I just sit on my bed

“No it’s not okay you hit your head pretty hard something could be hurt or wrong please let me help you”

she says her voice getting a little loud which makes me roll my eyes

“It’s really no big deal Lori Im fine”

I rub my head my head was pounding if I was being honest but I wanted to seem tough even if it was a big deal to her it wasn’t to me

I watch her walk off before coming back with a cup of water and a pill

“Take it..please” she says walking closer

I roll my eyes grabbing the pill and water taking it putting the cup back down

“Thank you..are you hungry?”

“No not really..thank you for asking” I felt a little bad for being a little mean to her

“Thank you lori” I mumur

she smiles at me she was always sweet to me even if I was moody she helped me when I had gotten sick and helped me when I first got here

You’re never alone

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Carol x Fem reader

Summary:after the attack on Woodbury you have never been the same always quiet and by thereself

Word count:

Warnings:Angst,Fluff,death um i don’t know what else really

Authors note:I didn’t know if you meant like found family or relashonship wise so I didnt found family but if it was something else in mind Im sorry😭 tell me and I’ll fix it

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It had been a couple weeks since the war between Rick and his group and Woodbury everyone I knew and cared for was dead including my family It hurt a lot knowing I’d never be able to have memory’s with them again

I remember after the war I had woken up in a large room stairs and food around, tables and one big door to a bigger room cells

I was scared I didn’t know where I was or who I was with or if I was safe I then remember a person named Rick coming in with two other people Daryl and Glenn

I remember them asking a lot of questions my name,who my family was,how many people have a killed,how many walkers have I killed I was hesitant to answer but with the threat of going outside by myself I answered short worded answers

After that they let me in and it has been another 1 week after that and I wouldn’t talk to anyone just stayed in my cell and did my chore’s

It was currently dinner time and I hadn’t come out to eat yet I wasn’t hungry I don’t know why I just wasn’t in fact I felt sick to my stomach

I just quietly went outside I wasn’t supposed to be but I did it anyways like most nights I did it helped me clear my head

I walked around the outside of the prison ignoring the groans and moans of the walkers outside of the fences I kill a couple then just go to a different area

I climb onto a higher area of ruble just thinking about everything life had changed so fast I didn’t know how to deal with it I was still young

I hear a noise and look around it wasn’t a walker but it sounded close and human like so I quickly climb down trying to run back inside

I didn’t know if it was someone trying to hurt me or just another memeber of Ricks group coming outside maybe to keep watch I don’t know but I quickly climbed thru a window going back inside

I went back to my room seeing a couple people stare at me but I didn’t care I enjoyed my time alone and I didn’t owe anyone a explanation about where I was or what I was doing

I sit on my bed rubbing my eyes and deciding I’d go to bed because what else is there to do

The next day I got up a little early still seeing the sun was rising the orangey hue making me shield my eyes as I leave me cell quietly

I look for some food finding some left over from last night hearing a noise from behind me I quickly turned around scared it would be a walker who got in

Instead I saw carol she was one of the first people to talk to me and was always nice to me but I really didn’t talk to her or anyone for that matter

“I saw you outside last night you know youre not supposed to do that it’s dangerous” She says

I nod grabbing the leftovers and take a bite chewing then swallowing the food

“So?” I said she rolled her eyes at that

“You need to be at least more safe if you’re gonna go out like that bring a gun or knife and more than one” She corrects me

“I already have those” I then tried to correct her

“This is the most I’ve heard you talk since you’ve got here” she laughs a little

I went back to my room eating the food like a starved man I just didn’t like being around a lot of people at the moment

It was dinner once again and I came downstairs deciding for once to join them even if I didn’t talk just going to eat or get my food and leave

I got my food and went back to my room eating the food before sneaking back outside once again not knowing someone saw me and then them deciding to follow me

I sat on the ruble again just thinking back to it how wrong it was how everyone I knew had died how it was too late to go back and change what happened

I sat there and began picking at the skin around my fingers a habit I had picked up since the beginning of the apocalypse I just wanted my old life back but I couldn’t and I had to get over it and THATS what I always told myself

I feel myself start to tear up I try to hold it back telling myself it wouldn’t help and also I didn’t want to attract any more walkers there already was

It was to late tho as I began crying into my sleeve trying to cover myself everything was to fast I missed my parents I missed my freinds I missed everything it wasn’t fair I was just a kid

I didn’t notice someone getting closer as I kept crying hitting the jacket because I was getting louder I didn’t hear the footsteps or anything

I could feel someone’s eyes on me and quickly grabbed my knife as I wiped my eyes turning my head quickly ready for the worst

I see carol thats the face I saw

“G-go away leave me alone” I tried to push her away but in that moment I didn’t want too

“Are you okay?” She said with so much concern and THATS all it took for me to break down again turning my head away from her in embarrassment

Those three simple words was all it took for me to break I hear her walk closer and sit beside me waiting for me to say something and I couldn’t I just kept quiet trying to stop crying

“It’s okay you know to cry you went thru a lot” I hear her say as I wipe my eyes but I was still crying as I feel more tears on my waterline

“I-it’s not okay tho” I quickly say

“I don’t have anyone anymore” I say as the tears roll down my cheeks

“You have me”

I quickly started crying again I feel her wrap her arms around me rubbing my back as I cried into her jacket holding onto her like a little kid

“Im here for you know whether you like it or not”

It’ll be okay

Warnings:fluff and angst

Summary:You and Spencer meet at a coffee shop but after losing his last relationship losing mave room a toll he isn’t sure if he’s ready to move off but he keeps finding himself at that bookstore waiting to see you again

Guys someone requested this in my comments so this is there request thingy

Word count:1,282

Spencer Reid x fem reader

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I walk down the street looking for the bookstore I had been recommended from someone who knew how much I liked to read

When I had finally found it I was happy my legs burned a bit and in all honesty I was out of breathe

I open the door hearing a little ding sound letting the shop owner that someone had arrived

Walking down the aisle looking for the genre I liked I see a tall man with brown hair and..dressed like a grandpa?

I don’t know he was cute so I push aside the nervousness I felt and walk up to him I was gonna try to start a conversation

“Um Hi WHATS your name”

I smile at him when he looks at me

“Oh um Spencer…Reid”

I nod taking in the way he looks

“Do you know where the history books are I can’t fined them”

He nods as I see him glance off into the area behind me thinking

“The third row” he says a little awkwardly

I nod and smile at him

“Thank you”

I smile at him this time a little wider

He nods back and goes back to what he’s doing as I walk off hearing him leave the store quickly

I get my book and pay for it holding the small paper bag as I walk out looking for more stuff to do

For the next couple days I read my book thinking about our conversation

Didn’t matter where I was or what I was doing I had that book in my hands

I laid in my bed before finally finish the book and laying down deciding I was gonna go back to the book store Tommorow

When I did I was once again walking down the street I didn’t mind thr walk tho It was nice to see everything around me

I walk in seeing the same bookseller she smiles seeing me so I smiled and waved back

I was walking down the isle slightly hoping I’d see Spencer again he was so cute

I make it to the history section seeing a head of brown hair and tall figure and I imedantly smile

I see him just standing there looking like he was waiting for something or someone

I see him looking around before he had seen me and looks at the ground

I walk closer smiling at him

“Oh hey Spencer how have you been”

I was trying be nice to get him to talk to me more or my main goal was trynna get his number

I loved basically everything about him his hair,the way he dressed anything you could named I loved-

“Hi”

I smile at him he was so cute and nerdy

“Y/n my name is y/n”

He nods

“Did you like the book you got”

He suddenly asks me

“Yeah-yeah I did it was good”

He nods

“What book did you get”

He suddenly ask me which made me smile

“The radium girls”

He nods before I see him perk up a bit

“Did you know The women's illnesses included: Toothaches and loss of teeth Jaw necrosis Severe anemia Brittle bones The women's deaths were covered up by their employer, who blamed them on syphilis. The women's legal action led to changes in labor safety standards”

He says smiling a bit

“I didn’t know the last part”

He nods before continuing

“ The women's cases helped establish occupational disease labor law”

I smile at him listening before I finally get the nerves to speak up

“hey can I get your number”

I see him tense up and bit clearly I said something wrong or atleast Im my eyes

“Im sorry that was weird”

“No it’s okay but yes you c-can”

He writes his number in the book I was getting

“Bye y/n”

He waved awkwardly before leaving rhat was weird he didn’t even buy anything

I go to pay for the book the bookseller putting it in the same paper bag as before

“You know HES came in for the last couple days waiting a couple hours I think he was waiting for you”

I was shook at that “Waiting for me”

she nods smiling

“yes for you dear” I leave and later that night me and Spencer were texting a bit but he was being a little slow with reply’s

A couple days later he calls me asking if I wanna come over to his for a date of course I said yes who wouldn’t

He tells me he will be at my house by 7 aclock I quickly got into the shower and did everything else in my routine before sitting on my couch waiting for him

a hour later I hear him knock on the door quickly taking a deep breath and opening my door seeing him standing there with flowers

“I saw you staring at a book about these”

He hands my a bouquet of my favorite flowers

I smile taking them out his hand

“thank you”

We get to his car getting in before he starts driving towards his house

Once we get there he nervously opens the door letting me inside I see a table setup with candles and food on the stove the stove off before he turns it on

I notice a couple picture frames of a girl She had brown hair and palish pink skin I decide to ask him about it

“hey Spencer” he hums stiring something

“who’s the girl in the photos” he pauses before speaking a little more quietly

“she was my girlfriend for 10 months she was shot infront of me”

i just stand there in shock

“shot?” He nods before continuing

“im a profiler for the FBI” I just nod this was a lot of information to take in

“Im so sorry that happened”

“THATS why I was so cautious of you at first I thought you were pretty yes but I didn’t want you to get hurt cause you’d be in danger being with me is that something your willing to risk”

I nod and he just stands there

“are you sure” His voice almost broke

“Im sure”

I watch as he takes the food bringing it up to the table putting some on our plates both of us sitting down it was some type of spaghetti but it looked and smelled good

“It smells good”

He smiled at me

“Thank you”

We both begin to eat it was really good so I was eating a little fast

“Thank you for inviting me over”

I smile at him

“You’re welcome”

After we got finished he tells me I can go relax in the living room while he washes the dishes

I sat on his couch looking around He comes back and I smile at him as he sits down

“there’s a lot to talk about” He ended up telling me everything about him his job,teamtes,mauve and everything else

I just listened

“Spencer I don’t care about what you’ve done I care about you like a lot”

“we’ve only know each other for a little bit”

I nod he was right but I still had my point

“yeah but I Still care you know” He nods

“yeah”

I smile a bit

“does your little profiling thing tell you Im lying”

He looks me over for a second

“No” I nod

“we’ll your right” He smiles a bit

“Im hardy ever wrong” I laugh shoving him slightly

“I really like you Spencer” He nods

“We’ll I really like you too Y/n”

I lean in a bit and I see him hesitate before he does too our lips finally connecting he wraps his hands around the back of my head

“Itll be okay we’ll get thru this” I say into the kiss

He nods