istp 8 sx/sp

INFJ: I love you.

ENTP: Oh. I guess I should say thank you or something...

INFJ: You'll never change, right?

*that same night*

ENTP: Oh god, I love you.

INTJ

I don’t argue with you because I want to be right, I argue because I want to find the truth. I wouldn’t bother fighting if I wouldn’t respect you.

ENTJ

My friends used to take advantage of the way I am. I used to plan things ready for them, and they never did anything. At some point, if you feel like people are never ready to catch you from free falling, it’s ok to let go of those people.

INTP

When you meet people, some of them get upset from the smallest of things. My theory is that those ppl haven’t lived through hard rock bottom yet. When you see someone who fails miserably, but smiles through it and fixes the problem, you know that person has seen shit. People are logical like that.

ENTP

You can be smart in so many ways. I think that if you try to be smart in too many ways, you end up being either burnt out or stressed out. Wisdom is when you know which areas of smartness you want to focus in.

INFJ

I don’t draw because I want to impress people. I do things that I do because I enjoy them greatly. I think if I would not enjoy them, you could see it in the final product, right?

ENFJ

You don’t own second chances to people who have not done anything for you. If they are trying to enjoy your company after hurting you, you can desice not to. Being nice is sometimes not the solution, if you want people to understand consequences.

INFP

There are people who like first-level fun: they go to cafés, order sweet drinks, keep the room temperature comfortable and travel with friends and plans. Then there are us who do uncomfortable things and enjoy them. I feel like the first-level funners will never get me.

ENFP

Are you feeling cold and tired and want to give up? But this is the only moment you possibly ever can feel the wind like this, so you can choose to also enjoy its uniqueness. It won’t last long, and you will miss it.

ISTJ

If you want to go to that event, I will go with you. I know I will have fun because of the company, whatever event that is.

ESTJ

I like people who know how to have random fun, can think out of the box, but still are worth the trust and can be there without a problem in sad times. That’s why I try to be that kind of person myself.

ISTP

Drama is not always useless. It clears air and builds the trust that you can be direct in things with the ones close to you. Surviving the storms in friendships is as important as the calm in betweens.

ESTP

You don’t have to smile and try to point out the positive stuff. You have had a shit day. It’s ok to swear and be angry. And even if you do it, it won’t change my opinion on your personality. It will just be natural thing to do when things are bad.

ISFJ

People who don’t make a big deal out of things like gender, looks and other things like that are important to me. People are people. I like to hang out with people who see me and not what my outer qualities imply. With those people I feel like me.

ESFJ

This is my opinion. This is how I see the world. You have a different views? I don’t care, I still trust you and that’s what matters. With trust, I give every person only one chance, and if they ruin that chance then I’m not interested anymore. Brutal, but that’s how I choose my people.

ISFP

Just because we are different and have different opinions on this, I understand you. It’s heartbreaking and makes sense, but I don’t have to bend my own opinion to understand. That’s how I function.

ESFP

Looks innocent, but will rip you to shreds: INTP, ENTP, INFJ, ISFJ

Looks deadly, but will hug you: ISTJ, ESTJ, ENFP, ESFP

Looks innocent, is innocent: INFP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ISFP

ENTP: You are the flash of an old camera as a photograph is taken. You are the tinest licks of flame in a fireplace, and also the devastating blaze in a forest at the tops of the trees. You are a bright red canvas, washed over with every shade imaginable. You are the blackness of a pupil, going ever deeper in. You are the grafitti I see on street walls as I walk home at night, and the glimmer of icicles on a cold morning. You are the snapping of scissors being suddenly closed, and the sound of ripping fabric as it is pulled apart. You are the irregular motion of fingers tapping against the wooden table. You are both pleasantly warm and dangerously hot, ENTP, because you are Flame incarnate.

INTP

ENTP

ENTJ

INTJ

INFP

ENFP

ENFJ

INFJ

So I’m going to border controversial here and tell you that ENTPs definitely always think before they talk. More specifically, we think of ‘stupid’ things to say, and say them anyway.

We are quick, we think quickly. We’re also clever so our quick thinking is often relevant to the situation or funny. But I assure you that if we come off as not thinking before we speak, it’s probably on purpose.

Mature & Healthy; Very Cool- This ENTP has been through most of the phases below, and now has a good idea of how they work and which situations call for which actions. They have a good sense of humor, and use their Fe to genuinely try to help. They use their Ti in a healthy way, and don’t try to override their feelings with it. Their Ne is exercised often, but they’re capable of focusing on one thing and finishing important projects.

Thinks They’re Mature & Healthy- In reality, they’re working through a hefty case of narcissism. Maybe they worked through a few of the other phases, so that puts ‘em on top. Give them a few months and watch them laugh at this stage as if they were never in it.

The Self-Proclaimed Sociopath- Maybe they’re dangerous, but probably not. When feelings come into play, they’ll look uncomfortable, as they constantly rationalize any hint of emotion they (probably do) feel. This ENTP will use their Fe to analyze and manipulate, rarely to empathize. They use their Ne to collect (usually dangerous) experiences.

The Complete Mess- They don’t care about social norms, and you can tell. Their hair is a mess, their clothes never match, and they put in way to much effort into looking like they don’t put in effort. I hope you’re not a clean freak, and you’d better have a high tolerance for unhealthy enneagram 4s.

The Mad Scientist- This sub-type can be revolutionary, but they can also be very annoying. They probably refuse to do anything that has been done before, and will jump on every single opportunity to make something new. Great for nights out, not so great for trying to get work done.

The Lawyer- Everything must be proven in absolute, and what better way to do this than challenge every. single. thing. anyone. ever. says. Probably grammar-nazis, probably don’t have anything better to do.

They’ve Pretended To Be An ESTP For Too Long- It’s pretty well known that ENTPs often camouflage as other types. It’s also known that most ESTP stereotypes are unhealthy, albeit exciting. This ENTP was probably in a loop for too long, and began to feel insecure about their type, who they are, and who they want to be. Instead of learning to accept/ fixing their problems, they bury them in the thrill-seeking persona they’ve developed.

The Joker- Incapable of taking anything seriously, The Joker probably buries their fear of being boring in constant attempts at humor and short-lived relationships. Aggressively casual, they’re probably some variety of type 8 that wanted to be more like the stereotypical 7w6 ENTP.

Lol. From that statement alone, you can see my narcissism (thus, “thinks they’re mature and healthy).

And you just saw my (mad) scientist side by me noticing that narcissism crap even tho entp mad scientists werent really described as that, but yeah ive been there. And scientists are scientists to analyze, like what i did.

And now you see my *completely messy* grammar and punctuations (see what i did there)

And youve probably guessed im a joker type too.

Not too long ago (but an extremely long time ago in Internet time), I made a master post of a shit ton of unrelated MBTI charts, polls, and statistics that I’d accrued throughout my time on the Internet. It got unexpectedly popular, and ended up sort of blowing up. (Click here to see part I of this post.)

Well, I am here today to inform you that I have since found many more MBTI-related charts for your viewing pleasure, and to present them here for you today! So, here it is again: a bunch more random MBTI statistics. Enjoy!

1. MBTI gender distribution

2. MBTI type by job satisfaction vs. income

3. MBTI type by natural confidence

4. MBTI type by general population vs. Internet population

5. MBTI type by general population vs. subreddit popularity

6. MBTI type of high school teachers vs. MBTI type of college professors

7. MBTI type visual grid

8. Enneagram x Pokemon type

9. MBTI type by best majors

10. MBTI type by gender (comparison)

11. MBTI x political compass

12. MBTI by number of Google results

13. MBTI by physical, emotional, and mental proclivity (source: me)

14. MBTI x DYT x temperament x spiritual gifts x color analysis

15. MBTI type by managerial responsibility

16. MBTI type by Love Language

17. MBTI type by global distribution vs. Reddit users

18. Percent of enneagram types that favor iNtuition

19. MBTI by representation in the programming profession

20. MBTI by percent male vs. percent female

21. MBTI clusters (NT, NF, ST, SF) by impactful influencing

22. MBTI by likeliness of early retirement

23. MBTI and attitudes towards having children (over 25)

24. MBTI and attitudes about the efficacy of meeting new people on social media

25. MBTI by most and least likely to be stay-at-home moms

26. MBTI by most and least likely to be stay-at-home dads

27. MBTI by various parenthood satisfaction rate statistics

28. MBTI by self-employment status

29. MBTI by average education level achieved

30. MBTI by Facebook usage