Jul 30
A wise man once said "Just sign my petition with this large oversized pen that requires two hands"
That same wise man was the last ever live action dr suess adaptation that critics hated so much it was banned.
#there are SO many quotes i love#such as#“I’ll get you and I’ll make it look like a bloody accident”#“What do mean my tail is cut off? Well as you see- SON OF A BI-beeeeeeeeeep”#“I don't know... an even louder little voice is screaming#'Let the twelve-year-old drive! Now#punch it!'“#“Here she is#the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger#or S-L-O-W for short.“#“Without my hat#I'm just your garden variety six-foot tall talking cat.“
