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She just looks so stressed and I can imagine why.

This right here!!

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

You can always be yourself around family, because they will judge you no matter what you do

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind 

i just used voice to text in google docs to write an entire essay and i feel like i am in the future. i can see the matrix code i am one within the stars that span across the cyberspace

Even now I am typing without lifting a finger. Simply looking up to the sky and allowing poetry to grace my lips and hit th hey bobin rmeneber to clean your room before MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM