Back to the Future: In Haiku

"I'm from the future." Doc Brown is enraged that his mind reader is fucked.

Doc doesn't want him To speak. He makes some real bad and wrong predictions.

Marty needs to find Doc Brown and figure out how to get his ass home.

Quickly he stands up and rushes out of the house. "He's an idiot."

Lorraine goes for an under-the-table handjob Marty's super freaked.

Two TVs? You must be rich! Nobody has two. Dinner gets awkward.

The dad set up the television so they can watch Jackie Gleason.

Better get used to these bars, kid. Uncle Joey really loves prison.

Put your pants back on! Marty heads down in his vest. Think he's a sailor.

She calls him Calvin. Written on his underwear. Calvin Klein tighties.

"You're safe and sound now. Good old 1955." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Marty wakes. Was it All just a bad dream? His mom is comforting him.

Marty saves his dad But, oh shit, the car hits him Head thunks onto street.