just a cowboy doing his best.

@cowboyshiat psst

well...i look out for your balls but the family is about to castrate a bunch of bulls so. there's gonna be balls everywhere. i'll keep yours safe though.

@cowboyshiat psst

as long as you remember that you still gotta wear pants under them or you're gonna have a terrible time riding.

@cowboyshiat psst

you sure did whoop his ass. you ready for your first riding lesson?

@cowboyshiat psst

you better fucking like it cause you're stuck with it now. you ready to come my way tonight after work, handsome?

@cowboyshiat psst

you complaining? i can try to stop. can't help myself, i guess.

@cowboyshiat psst

we can go hiking too. or camping. or whatever in the hell you want. so long as i get to be with you.

@cowboyshiat psst

i've ridden a lot of horses and i've never crushed a ball. they might get sore though but we'll fix that. pack for the week if you want. i'm gonna want to keep you.

@cowboyshiat psst

we're gonna go shopping for lots of things. and next week after dynamite we're coming back to my place cause i'm getting you on a horse.

@cowboyshiat psst

@cowboyshiat psst

that'll almost always work. then you can take me for a ride.

@cowboyshiat psst

i'd probably respond to that too. or you can hold a piece of carrot or apple flat in your palm and coax me over.

@cowboyshiat psst

no you just said pssst and that's a secret thing

@cowboyshiat psst

hey handsome. you got a secret for me?

i hope none of y'all catch cooties from each other.

it would be funny for me cause i ain't catching any.

i hope none of y'all catch cooties from each other.

this is just your way of telling me you have the cooties.