Backpacking Geek

teacher: if we stop everyone who has sexually assaulted someone, even if it was a long time ago, who’s left to run the country?

Mazie Hirono: Is it true you were, and I quote, “a belligerent and sloppy drunk,” like your former college roommates have said?

TV NEGAN CAN GO FUCK OFF TO EASY STREET

wait, voluntary celibacy? who tried to ask out vader. is there more than one person who has Tried It or is it just aphra

People are like “jesus no, he’s a droid” “aphra that’s gross” “aphra no do not let the galaxy’s most notorious murderer near your vageen” “aphra please he probably doesn’t have a dick given that he is a literal robot” 

The Arcona’s frightened eyes flicked toward Anakin, and the boy held his gaze. Anakin felt sorry for the Arcona and wished he could help. Then one of Gardulla’ s guards lunged forward and the Arcona sprinted away, moving past Anakin and the others. He was about two meters away from Anakin when his body erupted in a small explosion. Anakin blinked as the Arcona’s remains fell to the ground. He turned quickly to look at the two men who had chased the Arcona away from the buildings. Neither man had fired a blaster. Anakin was observant enough to realize that the Arcona had not been shot, and that some explosive device had detonated within him. Shmi pulled Anakin close to her side and said, “Look away, Ani.” Anakin ignored her and kept his eyes on what was left of the Arcona. A few of the guards and the Anx attendant walked over to inspect the smoldering mess. Noticing Anakin, the Anx turned his long, pointed chin to the boy and said, “That’s what happens to slaves who try to escape on Tatooine.”

You know, if Negan had cracked Daryl’s noggin’ in the line up, the writers wouldn’t have had to change Negan’s entire personality and Sanctuary to accommodate this ridiculous storyline of keeping, torturing and ‘converting’ prisoners to the Dark Side.