Why Am I Here

the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius

Or what you are going to be a genius about.

【 “I’m not letting you go until you’ve either drenched the sheets, or passed out.” 】

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

i used to work in the woods and let me tell you. sometimes deer die and you can tell all those bones belong to one deer because theyre all in a big pile of ribs. but sometimes you're digging in the dirt for fun on your lunch break and you find a tooth. and then you fond a tooth. and then by the time your lunch break is over youve got a big heaping handful of teeth and one tiny piece of jaw, questionably. so of course you put the deer teeth in your pocket for later and go on about your day. the song "i've got a pocket full of sunshine" becomes "i've got a pocket full of deer teeth" and you forget you have deer teeth in your pocket so you put loose snacks in there and anyway the point is, i think alastor sheds his teeth. i think alastor just spits out a mouthful of deer teeth right there on the floor of the hotel and i hope no one else likes to put deer teeth in their pocket.

Lucifer getting a prostate exam from a hellhound doctar or some shit and it just turns into the hellhound fisting him viciously because he makes a dog toy squeak sound. Maximum overstim.