bachelor bloggin

Shawn's refusal to say Nick's name is probably my favorite thing ever

The Cranberries are a very specific and odd favorite band. Maybe they're Canadian?

How many Bens are still there? Why are there so many Bens?

God, Chris Cupcake, remind us some more that you're a dentist

Chris Harrison: Not a great poet

"Sitting on the couch?" Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I am currently hiding behind my couch pillow and plugging my ears

Ugh ABC nobody wants to hear ANY of this

Good thing pre-sex dinner is in a church

It's not called "Riverdancing" damnit

Nick your pants are too tight. Nick, your pants.

Awkward haircuts are made even more awkward when you get them for no reason

If I'd bought tickets for Aladdin on Broadway and had to watch the dentist I'd be pretty pissed

I'm really unimpressed with the guys' lack of knowledge of Disney lyrics

Ashley I must be losing her mind right now

Oh wow, we haven't seen poetry this good since Chris wrote nursery rhymes for Des