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Meet the asshole!
soph. 22. loves to smoke and eat spaghetti. stem uni student. trilingual bitch.
don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining

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HAPPILY EVER AFTER | 11
MAIN | Masterlist (Social Media AU)
Pairing â Rafe Cameron x Female Reader
Summary â If having a fairytale love story guaranteed a happy ending, then, uh, why are you and Rafe getting a divorce?
Content â angst, drama, marriage in crisis, hurt/comfort, brother's best friend, childhood friends to high school sweethearts to lovers to divorce.
Navigation â Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12
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TAGLIST FOR HEA: @grstarkeydrew / @newatthiss / @7-deadly-cats / @amterasuu / @supercoolhotsleepyfunnygirl / @lvcstarkey / @sunsn0w / @lewispool / @nnd-oma / @cooper8224 / @kooksandpearls / @disaster-rose / @theycallherl0ve / @princesscigarette / @rafecameronsgirlll / @heathandrewstarkey / @downbadwellread / @torahwrites / @lilyyyyy08 / @genny101 / @asteria35308 / @stelleduarte / @nunita24 / @mysticbby2009 / @angelicameron / @daddyrafeslittleslut / @chenslucy / @inthelibrarybtw
HAPPILY EVER AFTER | 10
MAIN | Masterlist (Social Media AU)
Pairing â Rafe Cameron x Female Reader
Summary â If having a fairytale love story guaranteed a happy ending, then, uh, why are you and Rafe getting a divorce?
Content â angst, hurt/comfort, brother's best friend, childhood friends to high school sweethearts to lovers to... divorce?
Navigation â Part 09 | Part 10 | Part 11
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TAGLIST FOR HEA: @grstarkeydrew / @newatthiss / @7-deadly-cats / @amterasuu / @supercoolhotsleepyfunnygirl / @lvcstarkey / @sunsn0w / @lewispool / @nnd-oma / @cooper8224 / @kooksandpearls / @disaster-rose / @theycallherl0ve / @princesscigarette / @rafecameronsgirlll / @heathandrewstarkey / @downbadwellread / @torahwrites / @lilyyyyy08 / @genny101 / @asteria35308 / @stelleduarte / @nunita24 / @mysticbby2009 / @angelicameron / @daddyrafeslittleslut
rafe has always been close with his sister (part three aka some good old sibling bonding)
c/w: incest, dubcon, alcohol consumption, smut (dry humping & fingering) 18+ mdni!
wc: 2.3k
hi. hello. this has been sitting in my drafts for far too long & i finally finished it ! also havenât written anything in a while (as u guys know) so this was v fun + pls pls let me know ur thoughts i love reading them !!!
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âI feel like youâre always with Rafe these days...should I be worried? I mean, what do you guys even do?âÂ
HAPPILY EVER AFTER | 07
MAIN | Masterlist (Social Media AU)
Pairing â Rafe Cameron x Female Reader
Summary â If having a fairytale love story guaranteed a happy ending, then, uh, why are you and Rafe getting a divorce?
Content â angst, hurt/comfort, brother's best friend, childhood friends to high school sweethearts to lovers to... divorce?
Navigation â Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08
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TAGLIST FOR HEA: @grstarkeydrew / @newatthiss / @7-deadly-cats / @amterasuu / @supercoolhotsleepyfunnygirl / @lvcstarkey / @sunsn0w / @lewispool / @nnd-oma / @cooper8224 / @kooksandpearls / @disaster-rose / @theycallherl0ve / @princesscigarette / @rafecameronsgirlll / @heathandrewstarkey / @downbadwellread / @torahwrites / @lilyyyyy08 / @genny101 / @asteria35308 / @stelleduarte

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HAPPILY EVER AFTER | 05
MAIN | Social Media AU
Pairing â Rafe Cameron x Female Reader
Summary â If having a fairytale love story guaranteed a happy ending, then, uh, why are you and Rafe getting a divorce?
Content â angst, hurt/comfort, brother's best friend, childhood friends to high school sweethearts to lovers to... divorce?
Navigation â Part 04 | Part 05 | Part 06
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TAGLIST FOR HEA: @grstarkeydrew / @newatthiss / @7-deadly-cats / @amterasuu / @supercoolhotsleepyfunnygirl / @lvcstarkey / @sunsn0w / @lewispool / @nnd-oma / @cooper8224 / @kooksandpearls / @disaster-rose / @theycallherl0ve / @princesscigarette
Dean Di Laurentis appretiation post
âË⥠DEAN LOVES YOUR NEW NIPPLE PIERCINGS êŁà§
Getting your nipples pierced was a last minute decision.
Earlier that day, you went with Allie to get her navel pierced. She was so excited, talking about all the piercings she would love to have but isnât sure about. Which led to her saying, âYou would look absolutely fucking amazing with your nipples pierced. I bet Dean would have a field day with it, too.â
She kept babbling, saying stuff like, âNot that Iâm suggesting it for him. Only for yourself, obvi. And me and Han, I know she would agree.â
You laughed it off, saying it was cool but not your thing.
Until you were inside the piercing shop.
The girl at the counter asked what the two of you needed, saying for a piercing it would be around a ten minute wait. Allie told the girl what she wanted, but before she wrote it down you butted in.
âUm, actuallyâI wanted to get my nipples pierced, can we do that today too?â
The worker responded politely, âof course!â before writing your information down.
Allie whipped her head around to face you as you walked away from the counter, her curls swaying. âReally? I thought you werenât into the ideaâŠâ She squealed, excitement clearly coursing through her body.
You shook your head, hoping she didnât see through your false confidence when you replied, âI mean, why not? Itâs cute.â
When you got home later that day, Dean was already cozying up in your bed. He knew youâd be out with Allie for a while but youâd told him he could be there if he wanted to. You didnât really think heâd take the offer.
âOh! Hi,â you mumbled as you walked in the door, your brain hyperaware of your new piercings. Youâd been so consumed by the thought of the piercings themselves that youâd forgotten that Dean was going to see them, probably very soon.
Youâd also forgotten how sensitive theyâd be.
âHey, baby,â his voice was muffled from being beneath a big pile of your blankets and stuffed animals, âHave fun with Allie?â
The way you paused mindlessly before answering with a soft, âYeah,â was Deanâs first red flag. The second was how stiff you were standing as you walked around the room, putting your purse away and taking off your shoes.
He sat up, moving the little bunny stuffy he got you for Valentineâs day.
When you finally met his eyes, your guard was up immediately. His bright blue eyes were narrowed and his lips were pressed in a pout. âOkay.â
âOkay?â
âOkay. Tell me what happened.â
Laughing, you sat on the empty side of the bed. âWhat the hell are you talking about?â
Dean rolled onto his stomach, taking up the empty space and revealing his shirtless torso. âYouâre acting weird. I want my girlfriend back, please.â
You rolled your eyes, running your hand over his hair soothingly.
âOkay,â you cleared your throat, trying to push down your racing thoughts. What if he hates it? What if he has to pretend to like it? What ifââI have something to tell you.â
His playful smile dropped, worry taking over his features. âYeah?â
Dragging a hand over your face, you let out a heavy breath. âI got my nipples pierced,â you mumbled against your palm.
There was a beat of silence before Dean said, âWhat was that?â
âDean.â
âI really couldnât hear you, baby,â He laughed, his hands coming up to wrap around your wrists and pull your hands away from your face. âCan you repeat it? Please?â
Groaning, you repeated louder, âI got my nipples pierced.â
There was another silent beat, but Deanâs eyes had an unmistakable fire in them. The corner of his lips quirked up, his eyes dropping to your chest and back up.
âWhat?â
âI am not repeating myself again, Di Laurentis.â
âNo, no. I justâWow,â he blew out a breath, his chest rising and falling more dramatically than before. âCan I see?â
Thatâs how you ended up here, with Deanâs hands resting on your hips and his legs open wide for you to stand between. Your shirt was in a pile on the floor, the cool air making your nipples hard and even more of a view for Dean.
âWow. You lookâŠâ he trailed off, his gaze never straying from your tits. His hand reached up, aiming for your new piercings, until you stopped his hand.
âCanât touch. Yâgotta be careful with âem.â
Your boyfriend dragged out a low groan, dropping his head to your stomachâmaking sure to avoid hitting your sensitive piercings. âYouâre already killing me, and now I canât even touch you? What am I being punished for?â
You scoffed, âYouâre not being punished, you big baby. And if youâre expecting me to wait until my piercings are fully healed for you to touch me at all, Iâm offended.â
His head snapped up at that, his eyes telling you everything you need to know. That and the very clear boner heâs sporting through his sweats. âI just gotta avoid the tits for a little? Thatâs all? No surprise piercing down there that I need to know about?â
You shook your head, recognizing the undeniable heat in his voice, âEverything else is still on the table.â
The entire night felt like it was just Dean complimenting you. He said something at every point.
Took your pants off? âGorgeous.â Came on his fingers? âSo fucking hot.â Finished on his face? âDelicious.â
He would not stop.
Even when he was buried to the hilt inside you, while you were squirming from the pleasure and milking his cock dry, he felt like he had to keep praising you. âYouâre so pretty, baby. I fucking loveâHoly shitâI love your nipples. I love your nipple piercings. So fucking sexy, baby.â
The man literally begged you to go on top. He said he âwanted to have your pretty tits up close and bouncing in his face if he couldnât even touch them.â
You agreed, expecting to have to take control. Not expecting to have him fucking up into you, hitting you at a new angle that made your back arch and your entire body shake. Your eyes were teary and clamped shut, moans spilling out of your mouth faster than you could feel them coming.
âThat feel good, sweetheart?â The cocky bastard asked you with a devilish grin on his face. âLooks like it from down here.â
Your hand cupped over his mouth, your way of telling him to shut up without having to speak. He kissed your palm and grabbed your hand, lacing his fingers through yours.
The new angle you took to reach his mouth made your clit rub against his solid body, adding extra pleasure that made you squeeze around him. âOh my god. Dean.â
Dean groaned at the sound of your shaky voice gasping his name, the feeling of your tight pussy around him and your nails digging into his biceps bringing him closer to his release.
âIâm close,â his deep voice rasped in your ear, his hands gripping your hips as he continued plowing into you. You threw your head back with your body, Deanâs fingers promptly coming to toy with your clit, working you over the edge.
âDeanââ
âI know, baby. Ride it out fâme,â he cooed, continuing his thrusts until you pushed on his chest to stop him.
You slowly pulled off, careful not to overstimulate your very sensitive cunt. Flopping over on your back, Dean was quick to roll on his side to look at you. He didnât say anything more, just stared until you turned away in embarrassment.
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HAPPILY EVER AFTER | 04
MAIN | Social Media AU
Pairing â Rafe Cameron x Female Reader
Summary â If having a fairytale love story guaranteed a happy ending, then, uh, why are you and Rafe getting a divorce?
Content â angst, hurt/comfort, brother's best friend, childhood friends to high school sweethearts to lovers to... divorce?
Navigation â Part 03 | Part 04 | Part 05
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TAGLIST FOR HEA: @grstarkeydrew / @newatthiss / @7-deadly-cats / @amterasuu / @supercoolhotsleepyfunnygirl / @lvcstarkey / @sunsn0w / @lewispool / @nnd-oma / @cooper8224 / @kooksandpearls / @disaster-rose / @theycallherl0ve
RED FERRARI CHASE | 10
MAIN | MASTERLIST | Social Media AU
Pairing â F1 Driver!Rafe x High School Sweetheart!(F)Reader
Summary â Before Rafe became known as one of the best drivers on the circuit, he was your secret. Until his popularity skyrocketed, his name plastered on every billboard, and he became one of the most eligible bachelors in F1. Leaving you behind to indulge in the notoriety of the sport, you and Rafe ceased all forms of contact. Years passed, and he hasn't stopped thinking about you: his first love, his high school sweetheart, the only person to believe in him. When new management takes over his team, he's afraid their new strategy could undermine his position in the cutthroat league. But in an unexpected twist of fate, the new leadership included you. Returning back to him. With a ring on your finger. Engaged to his boss.
Content â formula one au, high school sweethearts to strangers to lovers (or...), love triangle, om/ow drama
Navigation â Part 09 | Part 10 | Part 11
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TAGLIST FOR RFC: @inthelibrarybtw / @maverist / @eviiiiieeeeeeeeee / @lmaowhatt / @carrerascameron / @lilithblackkk / @rafesprowler / @chromeheartsbaby / @firexovni / @drewstarkeyspecs /Â @givemylovetoall / @lonelyheartsm / @bewitchedarchive / @w11ore4rina / @vviolets444rroses / @psychicnatural / @darlingchronicles / @maybankiara / @frankoceanluvr11 / @psychocitylights / @maybankslover / @lou-la-lou / @tashiagalinda / @almostjollypizza / @murdockcastleslut /Â @empath-bunny / @colbysbrocks / @zuccheromorena / @a-lovers-card / @xoxosblogsblog / @niaunoffical / @cameronspecial / @jeongintwt / @vex-et-soleil / @akobx / @drewsephrry / @chenslucy / @lynst91 / @krtsvig / @khloberry / @edwardslvrr / @senatorpadmeamidala / @h0ngh0ngh0ng / @serrendiipty

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HAPPILY EVER AFTER | 03
MAIN | Social Media AU
Pairing â Rafe Cameron x Female Reader
Summary â If having a fairytale love story guaranteed a happy ending, then, uh, why are you and Rafe getting a divorce?
Content â angst, hurt/comfort, brother's best friend, childhood friends to high school sweethearts to lovers to... divorce?
Navigation â Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
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TAGLIST FOR HEA: @grstarkeydrew / @newatthiss / @7-deadly-cats / @amterasuu / @supercoolhotsleepyfunnygirl / @lvcstarkey / @sunsn0w / @lewispool / @nnd-oma
HAPPILY EVER AFTER | 02
MAIN | Social Media AU
Pairing â Rafe Cameron x Female Reader
Summary â If having a fairy tale story guaranteed a happy ending, then, uh, why are you and Rafe getting a divorce?
Content â angst, hurt/comfort, brother's best friend, childhood friends to high school sweethearts to lovers to... divorce?
Navigation â Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03
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TAGLIST FOR HEA: @grstarkeydrew / @newatthiss
HAPPILY EVER AFTER | Rafe Cameron
MAIN | Social Media AU
Pairing â Rafe x Female Reader
Summary â Falling in love is easy, but what happens after?
Navigation â Part 01 | Part 02
Zya's Post Notes: hello! i am back? idk, i got mad at the argentina v england match so now i'm here. anyways! angst city is back!!! this was very much inspired by a tiktok by @/kelbithomas.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
â ÖčÂ Ë DEAN DI LAURENTIS AS YOUR BOYFRIEND á±ș㠀㠀  àšà±żÂ
heâs such a nickname abuser. âpretty girlâ and âsweetheartâ are his go-to, but sometimes he switches to more cheesier terms of endearment to call you in front of other people just to embarrass youâpookie, munchkin, shnookums? yes! and hes loud about it too! this is my official statement that in another universe dean would pair extremely well with a shy, quiet reader. heâd love pulling her out of her comfort zone with his silly antics.
as his girlfriend, youâre entitled to receive random pecks and kisses all the time. iâm talking all the time. if youâre watching a movie together and heâs feeling a little neglected, heâll grab your arm and kiss the entire length of it, not missing an inch, until you cuddle him. if youâre standing in line for something, heâll be reading instructions while leaving kisses on your temple and in your hair. if youâre hanging out with friends and youâre on the couch while heâs sitting between your legs, heâll be kissing your thighs the whole time until you gently kick him to stop.
he finds a random mic and sings you cheesy love songs when youâre having bad days, and him being so bad at it makes you laugh. dean makes it his mission not to stop until youâre laughing your ribs off and feeling better. sometimes it ends with him pulling you in to dance, or just holding you in his arms. those cuddles are your favorite because thereâs so much love and safety in them. heâs genuinely the only person who can lighten your mood immediately with his stupid jokes, stupid kisses, and stupid big arms.
heâs a sniffer, and he would die and come back for the scent of your body. he perks up immediately, gorgeous green eyes finding yours the second he smells that coconut and vanilla scent in a packed room. he has a dramatic habit of randomly sniffing all over you and pretending like heâs high off it. it doesnât matter if youâre alone or with other people. if youâre laying down together or hugging, his nose is immediately buried in your hair.
he cherishes your routines together. morning routines where he lets you shower first while he stays in bed for a couple extra minutes, then he goes after, and you brush your teeth together while he gets dressed and fixes his hair, and you do the same in front of the counter youâve definitely used for more than just getting ready. eating breakfast together. post-dinner walks where he tangles your hands together. cooking dinner on friday nightsâwell, you do most of the cooking while he cleans and does basic prep, because if heâs in charge, youâre definitely eating burnt food. and the nightly gossip sessions, both of you with face masks on, leaning on your elbows facing each other. he makes you smile so much with all the locker room gossip your cheeks hurt, and you tell him campus rumors while he lets out theatric gasps.
besides physical touch and quality time, his love language is definitely gift giving. mention one thing one time, and boomâyou have it next day or for a special occasion. he never runs out of gift ideas. it ranges from material things to more meaningful ones, like love letters he gets embarrassed about giving you.
to conclude, dean would be an amazing boyfriend. heâd be loyal and fully devoted to you. in his eyes, you would be the girl for him.
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rafe being a good brother...
c/w: incest, thumb sucking, pretty fluffy
wc: 470
more of them on my masterlist!
i was feeling nostalgic & went through my old drafts from over a year ago & apparently forgot to post this so here u go!
if this is not ur cup of tea, scroll & read something else xx
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âMâreally tired.â her voice is small and the gloomy look in her eye tells him all he needs to know. He doesnât ask questions like âwhat happened?â or âwhatâs wrong?â because he knows herâknows that whenever sheâs feeling like this she just wants someone to be gentle with her, someone to hold her, which is exactly what he does.Â
His arms are tight around her waist (despite her nonexistent efforts of drawing away in the first place) when he walks backwards until the edge of her bed touches the backs of his knees. The mattress creaks under his weight as he tugs at her arm, forcing her weak form to tumble on top of him. And heâs so warm she just wants to crawl inside his clothes and stay there forever, wishing the lullaby of his heartbeat could put her to sleep so eternal sheâd never have to wake up from it.Â

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⥠when babydaddy!rafe notices your dinner plate is significantly smaller than his..
warnings : pregnancy, domestic fluff, reassurance + comfort
being pregnant with rafeâs baby meant being treated like a princess from sun up to sun down, the man not allowing you to do a single thing that may cause any kind of physical strain. unfortunately that meant no cooking or baking since it made you stand up for long periods of timeâ it really didnât, but that was rafeâs claim. if you wanted to do any of those things you had to do it while he was gone at work, and even though youâd hear a never ending lecture about it later, rafe still enjoyed your surprise dinners you made for him throughout the week. tonight, however, you realized rafe would be pretty much eating by himself. despite making this very dish for him hundreds of times, you still managed to mess up and accidentally under buy everything needed to feed you both.
may i present stoner!pope whoâs obsessed with seeing readers lip gloss all over the blunt đ€«đ€
⥠WARNINGS : pretty weird age gap (reader is ideally 19-20, and pope is in his 40âs. if this isnât your thing pls keep scrolling), flirting, heavy petting, suggestive language
pope was never fond of deran and craig throwing parties at smurfâs house, mainly because he believed one should never bring pleasure to a place where business was conductedâ or at least thatâs what he believed before he saw you sitting by yourself on the couch in the living room. you were babysitting a smirnoff you had yet to take a swig from, your facial expression morphing into one of boredom as you watched the pool party festivities happen from behind the glass window. he stared you down before making his presence known, his eyes running down the swells of your breasts, to the plushness of your thighs, your baby pink bikini surely engraving itself into his mind as one of his favorite sights to have beheld.
pope didnât have a thing for feet, considering anything broadly perceived as unsanitary didnât pique his interest, but after eyeing your white pedicured toes in your wedged sandals? he could make an exception. crossing one leg over the other, pope knew he couldnât help himself as soon as the imprint of your folds showed through the flimsy material of your bikiniâ his gaze darkening before clearing his throat and drawing your attention. embarrassingly, you had jumped in surprise when you heard pope in the kitchen, his shadowy figure making your heart race as he stalked towards you. âthe partyâs outside.â you watched as he leaned against the wall frame, a tight black t-shirt hugging his body to perfection.
straightening up, you smoothed your hair over your shoulder. âsorry, i hope iâm not intrudingâ!â you were just about to get up before pope stepped down into the den, a whiskey glass in his hand as he motioned for you to stay where you were sitting. taking a seat not too far away from you, you suddenly felt exposed as popeâs eyes ran down your oiled legs, his tongue wetting his bottom lip before he took the neatly rolled blunt from behind his ear and held it up in offering. âi wonât lecture you on the dangers of being a pretty girl and welcoming yourself inside a strangerâs house if you spark this with me.â your skin burned hot at his words, your acrylic nails digging nervously into your palms.