excuse me, just passing through

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

bisaxual 👍

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

having ADHD means you know a person who also has ADHD but it's somehow the most debilitating ADHD of anyone who's ever lived and they smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and drink 3 double-shot espressos by 10 am with more to come by noon and when they see you take your adderall they're like "my doctor prescribed me that but i don't want to become dependent on medication to function."

me @ my friend while they down their 5th can of monster energy before 6 PM: wouldn't it be cool if scientists could somehow distill stimulants into an easy-to-swallow once a day package that won't Harm you

Love the bot summoning incantation

Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice