BABE

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

Not with that attitude

Do you ever just shut off?? Like you could be feeling okay and interacting with people and then all of a sudden *boom* you’re empty. Not hating yourself, not caring about anything… Just feeling disassociated and indifferent to live around you.

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

a concept: me, in my underwear and an oversized shirt, cooking breakfast for someone who loves me a lot.  the dogs are at my feet.  it is snowing, but we are warm.  donald trump has apologized for all the stupid stuff he’s said.

Truth

I like this version better, it’s more realistic