babs

would it be Hot or Not to get caught shoplifting???

rebecca just gave me advice on bj's: "just swallow. it might be a little bitter, but just take it like a shot of campari."

look we need to be talking about how sometimes you're too dronk to effectively have sex

like if sufjan pulled an L. Ron Hubbard, im just sayin, you could definitely catch me shelling out thousands of dollars and cleaning his yacht.

my love for sufjan stevens knows no bounds, earthly or otherwise.

the real reason salads are good for you is bc you just get so tired of chewing them after a certain point that you give up, it's built-in portion control.

thought i was gonna reach my final form today (purchasing a pressed juice from the whole foods juice bar) but i didn't and just ended up putting roasted sweet potatoes on my salad. so, close, but no cigar.

not to be that bitch but i am cuter than my boyfriend's ex and i have crippling self image issues but like. i am.

i actually had something fun n original to post here the other morning but my phone died as soon as i started typing it and now i've forgotten tough break, i guess!