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“You will burn and you will burn out; you will be healed and come back again.”
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.
It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.
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Be careful when you do this! Many applications include a section (usually right near your signature) stating that by signing this you declare that everything you've written in it is true and complete to the best of your knowledge and that you have not willingly falsified or left out any information under penalty of perjury (and various other wording to the same effect).
If your application has this and you fill out the section for professional references with personal references then you have technically committed a crime. Now, 9 times out of 10 nothing will ever come of it, but down the line they can use it as an excuse to not only fire you, but to press criminal charges and possibly claim damages (I.E. it gives them ammunition for suing you for money, whether or not you lying on your application actually lost them any money. They can make all sorts of claims once they have proof of dishonesty)
If you're going to do this kind of thing, here's how to make it real (and thus, no longer perjury):
You and your friend group should work on projects together and take turns, per project, on who is the "boss" supervising the project. These can be anything from organizing a canned food drive for the local Food Bank, to picking up trash on the sides of the road or on a beach, to beautifying a public garden, to trail-clearing, etc. Make sure all the projects are volunteer work type projects because 1) volunteer supervisors count fully as professional references! and 2) volunteer work always looks good on a resume.
You don't technically need to volunteer through a non-profit organization, but the name-dropping often helps for legitimacy. So, if you're doing the food drives, for example, you can say "I worked under [your friend's name] organizing quarterly neighborhood food drives for [Name of Food Bank]."
If you guys go hiking and you pick up trash along the trails, touch base with the local park rangers to say "hey, our group does this thing where we help beautify parks by picking up any trash we find on the trails. Can you tell us where the bins all are?"
Then, if/when the employer follows up, the Food Bank or Park Rangers know you enough to say "oh yeah, that group comes by all the time. The to good work!" Ta-da! You've now given your non-existent volunteer group legitimacy, and so when you say you worked under your friend doing this project you are now telling the complete truth.
Your volunteer project can legit be as simple as offering to put up fliers for a fund raiser. "I worked under [friend's name] for the [fundraiser event]." "Oh? What did you do?" "Mostly helped out with the marketing doing the advertising."
You can spin a LOT if stuff into legitimacy for your applications and interviews without needing to outright lie and risk being caught out committing a crime.
Do what you need to get the job, but Be Smart about it. Be safe and cover your ass.
Excellent advice
Well then………….
Why You Should Always Wear Your Helmet.
PSA: never put stickers on your helmets (unless you have checked with the manufacturer) because the adhesive can weaken the structure!
One day my health teacher in middle school just like … didn’t show up for class. And so of course we were all “oh if he doesn’t show up in fifteen minutes we’re legally allowed to leave”, giggling about it and all the bullshit. He did eventually show up, ten minutes into the class time. He looked haggard as fuck, sweating all over, hair messed up, beaten to hell and back. We stared at him and were about to ask what in the world happened to him when he stopped in front of his desk and smacked his bicycle helmet down on it.
His helmet had this odd discolored patch on it. Like, white against white, but … weird? It’s then that I realized his helmet didn’t have a discolored patch, it had a patch missing. A big chunk of his helmet had just been shaved away, the curve of the helmet gone and sanded flat by whatever it had been scraped against. And running through that patch, from one side of the helmet to the other, was this big crack, like the whole helmet had split like an eggshell.
Our teacher took a couple deep panting breaths and then told our class: “And this,” he took another deep breath, “is why you always wear your helmet”.
And that’s the story of how an entire class of middle school students took helmet-wearing very seriously for the rest of their lives.
Wear ya damn helmet
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Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!
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La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.
You really don’t need to know a damn thing about French to understand this whole fucking post.
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For the ANON with the visiting cat. 4 years ago, we started getting almost daily visits from a beautiful ginger cat. He'd walk along the fence or jump onto the BBQ table, but wouldn't come inside because we had a dog. We nicknamed him Thomas lol. The day after we had our dog put to sleep, Thomas walked in like he owned the place, and has never left. Turned out that his old family moved out of our street and he never settled, so returned to the old street he lived in. We think he was making sure we were a nice family before moving in. His original family didn't want him back( we tracked them via his microchip). He's a beautiful boy 😍😊
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