hey

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

Cannot stress enough that calling an adult a "stupid head" always makes them look like the idiot if they get offended

Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies

I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

bee carnival

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

Here it is. The bee post is back

queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

queer is literally a slur that means weird and strange

and I most certainly am weird and strange, what else you got?

When I’m horny my gender changes to slut

shoutout to any girls/women who have ever unironically and maliciously been called weird, creepy, scary etc

I WILL NEVER LOG OUT. WHEN I’M DEAD AND BURIED FUCKING THIRTY FEET UNDERGROUND I’LL STILL BE SHITPOSTING

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.