Lost... IN[SPACE!]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

this hoe talking about ‘oh just bring a pen’ nooooo i want BUDDDDD mother fucker, the sticky shit baybey

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

Her wise counsel has me going ohhhhhh and I see. Plus her ass is fat as hell.

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.