b4thewin

the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip

Put your fucking knight on a leash she keeps trying to duel mine

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

they call me DC Comics because I won't stop making everything about Batman

They call me DC Comics because I keep forgetting my lore and doing things that directly contradict it

They call me DC Comics because I think every other crisis means the end of the world.