(bae)khyun

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Chanyeol: [is speechless for a solid five seconds]

Chanyeol: ... no. No, Baekhyun, no. [starts crying]

Chanyeol: TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE, I...

Chanyeol: [incoherent mumbling, cursing in korean, sounds of things falling to the floor, and glass breaking]

Chanyeol: [screams and breaks down crying even harder]

Baekhyun: I wish it was brother, i seriously wish.

Baekhyun: I'll go to your house and help you to prepare, we are leaving in one hour.

Baekhyun: And i don't care what the management says, we are staying until she is okay.

Baekhyun: Chan, it's me Baekhyun. I think you might want to sit down.

Baekhyun: [can't speak properly because he's holding back tears] It's about Luna and it's not good news.

Chanyeol: uh, hi bro. What's up?

Chanyeol: You're... you're scaring me. What's wrong?

Chanyeol: [his voice cracks] Baekhyun you're scaring me, say something please.

Baekhyun: [starts crying] i'm sorry i have to tell you this

Baekhyun: We need to leave to Argentina NOW

Baekhyun: Chan, it's me Baekhyun. I think you might want to sit down.

Luna: I'm sorry.

Baekhyun: as you should, you didn't answer Chanyeol's texts WTF.

Baekhyun: he's so head over heels for you don't fucking do that

Baekhyun: oh no.

Baekhyun: you better be alive by the time I get my ass to Argentina because they boy loves you more than you can imagine

Kyungsoo: USTEDES SE DAN CUENTA DE QUE SUHO ORGANIZÓ UNA NOCHE LATINA

Kyungsoo: Fuck you Suho, why are you doing this to us?

Kyungsoo: QUE TE HICIMOS PARA MERECER ESTA TORTURA

Kyungsoo: hijo de un tsunami japonés lleno de putas.

Suho: AH NO ENCIMA QUE SU $UGAR DADDY PIENSA EN USTEDES ASÍ ME PAGAN.

Suho: Esto es ser millonario y la puta madre que me lo merezco.

Sehun: ME DI CUENTA

Sehun: ES NOCHE LATINA Y MI SEXI CUERPO ASIÁTICO LO SABE

Jongdae: *it's not amused in korean*

Jongdae: Podemos mejor ir a tomar un heladito al barrio chino mientras cantamos las canciones de Luhan?

Kai: jaja no no podemos

Kai: NOT WHEN MY JAGI IS SHAKING HER BOOTY LIKE THAT HOT DAAAMN

Kai: CARAJO, LA DE MATERIAL TURBIO QUE NOS VA A QUEDAR A TODOS DESPUÉS DE ESTA NOCHE, MUCHACHOS!!!!

Baekhyun: Question, does your "jagi" know she's your "jagi"?

Baekhyun: Also, is 5 seconds of sad going to be there?

Luhan: SUP HOMOS

Luhan: LUHAN THE GREAT HAS COME TO MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

Luhan: Funnily enough, I know some guys bc of course the most handsome guy on asia knows some guys.

Luhan: AND they are arranging a cover for me and Alain Wertheimer for the next vogue issue.

Luhan: AND ALSO... drum roll please.

Luhan: i heard that the girls are doing a cover for a magazine i don't know in the same bulding.

Luhan: so find your way in with an interview or something.

Luhan: I know, i'm just THIS great.

Kai: YOOO WHADDUP LIL BITCHES

Kai: wow the things that that article says are fucked up. I feel terrible for those girls.

Kai: How low of their boyfriends. They deserve to get their dicks chopped off.

Kai: ANYWAY I'LL GET SUHO TO CALL SOMEONE SO HE CAN GET US SOMETHING SOMEWHERE IN THERE

Kai: so many words that rhyme hahahaha

Kai: OH LUHAN THE GREAT WE DON'T DESERVE YOUR GREATNESS BUT WE ARE SO THANKFUL THAT YOU'RE SO GOOD TO US

Kai: also please try to control yourself around that beautiful girl because I need to meet Alain and marry her and have some nice lookin korean-french babies.

Baekhyun: Hi guys i just read that article AND WHAT THE FUCK

Baekhyun:HOW DARE HE

Baekhyun:ANYWAY.... yes pls @suho do something $uho we love you $uho