You think you’re having it tough and then for whatever reason, you watch The Notebook for the 157th time and your heart just completely shatters at Ally going, “Why didn’t you write me!?” and Noah replying with, “I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you every day for a year.” 😭

it's one of those movies you only one once and personally a book i would rather stick to not sobbing over that . once , no matter book or movie , is enough for me to say nada .

what? you don't want all this time off and everyone taking care of you? it fucking sucks. i'm so bored!

sure sitting around doing nothing while someone takes care of me sounds great in theory , but i'd get bored within two seconds . the last thing i will ever want to do is sit on my ass .... the taking care of part however does have a nice ring to it . awww poor little dom . run out of things to do and people to torment already ???

You think you’re having it tough and then for whatever reason, you watch The Notebook for the 157th time and your heart just completely shatters at Ally going, “Why didn’t you write me!?” and Noah replying with, “I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you every day for a year.” 😭

i have only ever watched the notebook one time in my life and after that i refuse to ever watch it again. once was enough for me to hear about that story and i never want to hear about it again .

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you know , i think i'm gonna pass on that . i'd much rather not split my head open . i appreciate your advice truly , but ... just no .